Forgotten Middle Child Mints

Forgotten Middle Child Mints

Are you a middle child who feels overlooked, forgotten, or ignored? Don't let resentment and bitterness leave a bad taste in your mouth. Use the Forgotten Middle Child Mints from the NeatoShop to keep your breath feeling minty fresh at even at the most uncomfortable family functions. 

Your family might think you are a befuddled underachiever, but we know you are really an independent out of the box thinker. The Forgotten Middle Child Mints are for middle children who boldly put the fun into dysfunctional families.    

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Mints & Candies. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and middle children come in every size. 


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I see it ending much like the novel Glory Road where all those who are now "immortal" must pay a tax to keep living. Though hopefully it will end up more like the rest of Heinlein's series and we will have a Lazarus Long to help guide us.
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Sucks for those of us who were born without a modified 'immortality' genes. Man, wouldn't that just make the new round of children so much more obnoxious!

As it is, for now we'll just make do with oscillating mice.

I wonder if the mice's memories are erased? As in the smoothing of brain wrinkles, etc?
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