Winking Emoticon Heart Paperweight - $11.95

Is love weighing heavy on your heart this Valentine's Day? Tell that special someone how much you care about their paperwork with the Winking Emoticon Heart Paperweight from the NeatoShop.  Love means never having to chase down flying papers.

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Tea - $9.95

Your co-workers don't drive you crazy. You love them.  They are like family. That Get Along With Your Co-Workers Tea in your NeatoShop shopping cart is not for you.  You are just buying it for a friend.  They aren't lucky like you.  Of course we know you are getting it as a gift. <wink> <wink> <nudge> <nudge>

Yep, and that Be a Better Parent Tea is also a gift.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Tea-rrific  fun.

Instant Love Inflatable Heart - $4.95

Are you feeling a little needy today? Do you need a little extra love and attention?  The Instant Love Inflatable Heart from the NeatoShop is here for you.  Just pop open the tin and blow yourself happy.

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Germbo Hand Sanitizer - $4.95

Are you looking for a hand sanitizer that is as macho as you are? The Germbo Hand Sanitizer from the NeatoShop was made for you.  It's payback time, germs!

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Hipster Mustache - $3.95

Have you always wanted to know what it is like to date a hipster? Congratulations your prayers have been answered! With the Hipster Mustache from the NeatoShop you can now turn your boring guy into a cool hipster. It's like dating someone new without having to go through any of the trouble.

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Heart Gelatin Mold - $6.95

Are you looking for the perfect end to that romantic Valentine's Day meal? Well look no further! The Heart Gelatin Mold from the NeatoShop is for you.  Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like having your heart ripped apart and devoured by someone you love.

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Better Than A Boyfriend Soap - $7.95

Is your best friend's love life in the crapper this Valentine's Day?  Don't panic! The NeatoShop is here to help you survive the crisis. May we suggest you get them some Better Than A Boyfriend Soap from the NeatoShop.  It's the perfect gift for that friend who would smell a whole lot better if they stopped crying, got out of their pajamas, and took a shower.

You might also want to get them some Fountain of Youth Mints to go with the soap. They probably haven't brushed their teeth in a while either.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more minty fresh and clean fun ideas!

I Heart Nerds Socks - $9.95

Forget the sexy lingerie this Valentine's day!  Get her the I Heart Nerd Socks from the NeatoShop instead.  We all know that nothing is sexier than a girl with a great pair of socks.

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Heart Flask - $17.95

The NeatoShop is here to help you embrace the true spirit of Valentine's Day. Nothing says I love you, alcohol like a heart-shaped flask.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You know this little heart-shaped flask is the perfect gift for you.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more flask fun.

Mustache Bandages - $4.95

Have you been endlessly searching for a way to cleverly disguise your open wound? Well look no further! Mustache Bandages from the NeatoShop were made for you. No one will recognize the boo-boo that lurks behind this little number.

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Bubble Gum Hairballs - $6.45

Attention all cat lovers!  Do you want to get in touch with your inner feline ? Now you can show everyone  how much you love your furry friend by chewing Bubble Gum Hairballs from the NeatoShop. Yes, we actually have gum shaped to look like coughed up cat puke.

Be sure to visit the NeatoShop to see the ever growing selection of questionably delicious treats.

Chocolate Calculator - $5.95

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like chocolate. The problem is chocolate is fattening.  If you give your valentine some chocolate she might complain that you are trying to make her fat.  The Chocolate Calculator from the NeatoShop allows you to embrace the spirit of the holiday without any unwanted calories or complaints.

Now that you have wooed her with this fabulous Chocolate Calculator feel free to drop hints at things that you might like in return.   Might I suggest telling her how wonderful it would be if she used that ever so thoughtful gift to do your taxes.

Of course I am teasing. That probably wouldn't be a good idea. I would also avoid suggesting she use it to budget better.  It's really best you just let the adorable gift speak for itself.

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Eggnog Soap - $5.95

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas around here. Now you too can bathe in the holiday spirit with Eggnog Soap from the NeatoShop.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop's selection of unusual soaps.

Tube Sock Christmas Stocking - $9.95

Nothing says Christmas like giant tube socks hung gently by the fire.

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Fart Extinguisher - $8.95

The holidays are filled with family, food, friends, and that person you know who passes large amounts of gas. To help this joyous season stink a little less invest in the the Fart Extinguisher from the NeatoShop.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop's other fine fun gifts.