Does your breath stink? Honey Badger Don't Care ... but he'll help! The Honey Badger Mints from the NeatoShop will have you feeling minty fresh in no time. Go Honey Badger! Go!
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Are you having a bad day? Treat yourself to a very special head massage with the Scalp Squid Head Massager from the NeatoShop. This hilarious head massager is shaped like your favorite cephalopod.
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Are you hungry for a fun way to light up your keyboard? You need the USB Pickle Light from the NeatoShop. Just plug the light into any USB port, push the button and the pickle will glow with a soft green light. This deliciously funny gadget is ideal for late night blogging.
Attention steampunk aficionados. Do you eat and breathe steampunk? Take your love for steampunk to a whole new level with the Steampunk Sleep Mask from the NeatoShop. This great sleep mask makes you look like you have steampunk eyes even when you are sleeping.
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Spring is here and the zombie apocalypse is right around the corner. Want to blend in better with your favorite undead crowd? You need the Eat Brains Coin Purse from the NeatoShop. This great little zippered bag is perfect for hiding in plain sight.
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Have you been agonizing over what container you should use to serve your favorite beer time snack? Fret no longer! You need the Beer Bites Snack Bowl from the NeatoShop. This great porcelain container is in the shape of a cut in half beer bottle.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more deliciously funny Dishware!
Spring is here. Guard yourself and others against chills with the Green Lantern Fleece Cozy Blanket With Sleeves from the NeatoShop. This super soft, wearable, fleece blanket makes you look like Green Lantern. Yes, you are worthy of wearing such a powerful blanket.
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Are you looking for a gift that sums up your extra special friendship? You need the We Go Together Like Drunk And Disorderly Flask from the NeatoShop. This eye-catching 4 oz. stainless steel flask comes with a handy dandy stainless steel funnel. Filling and refilling and refilling this flask is a snap.
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Is your brain filled with stupid questions just waiting to be answered? It is time to free yourself of this burden. Write all your inane thoughts down on Stupid Question sticky notes from the NeatoShop. Post your notes where people can find them. Now sit back and wait for the ridicule to begin answers to come in.
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Are you looking for the perfect gift for your favorite beer guzzling geek? You need the Classic Geek Pilsner Glass from the NeatoShop. This great glass includes the text: "Classic Geek Grog - The geek shall inherit the earth."
On April 15, 1912 RMS Titanic sank into the North Atlantic Ocean after colliding with an iceberg. Yes, it really happened. No, it wasn't just some cheesy inspirational movie about love between different social classes.
Now you can mark the historic 100-year anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic with this tasteless, but funny, Titanic Shower Curtain from the NeatoShop.
Warning: This shower curtain may cause you to break out into various off-key renditions of My Heart Will Go On. You might also find yourself dangerously climbing the rim of the bathtub and screaming, "I'm King of the world." Both, which we are almost sure, never actually occurred on the real Titanic.
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Where does the NeatoShop find such great Mother's Day gift ideas? We looked! Then we saw them. The Cat in the Hat! These things are good things, we thought. And we gave them a pat.
Celebrate Mother's Day in style with the adorable Dr. Seuss Cat In The Hat Aprons from the NeatoShop. The Cat In The Hat Aprons are available in Adult, Kids, and Toddler (not Shown). Cat In The Hat Oven Mitt Set also available. Oven mitt set includes one adult and one child sized mitt.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Aprons.
Is your little knight in shining armor in need of a bag to tote his most precious possessions? Get him the Dragon Magical Overnight Bag from the NeatoShop. This adorable plush duffel bag is shaped like a fire-breathing dragon. The dragon has full 3D details. It is perfect for trips and sleepovers.
Hey you! Come here. Are you in serious need of a vacation? We bet you are. Stop dreaming about your next trip and start preparing for your next trip with the We All Have Baggage Luggage Tag from the NeatoShop. This colorful luggage tag will make sure that you can always find your baggage and that your baggage can always find you.
Is your Mom a big Muppets fan? This Mother's Day get her something she will really love. Get her the Muppets Miss Piggy And Kermit Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. This fantastic glazed ceramic salt and pepper shaker set, with hand painted details, really captures the love between Miss Piggy and Kermit. Magnets hold the two shakers together.