Sauced Measuring Wine Glass - $14.95 (sold individually)

A little nip for the chef and a little bit for the sauce. Do you know a Chef who enjoys taste testing the ingredients? Get them the Sauced Measuring Wine Glass from the NeatoShop. This great 12 oz. wine glass comes complete with measurement marks. One side reads, "For the Pan" and measures in 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, and 1 cup increments. The other side is "For the Chef" and measures in 3, 6, 9 and 12 sips. Each sip is 2 oz.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more deliciously funny Kitchen Stuff!

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Lazy Bows 3D Wrapping Paper - $8.95

Does the idea of having to tie a pretty bow onto your package make you break out into sweats. You need the Lazy Bows Wrapping Paper from the NeatoShop. This great gift wrapping has a 3D bow printed on the paper. The Lazy Bows 3D Wrapping Paper includes: 2 sheets of wrapping paper and 2 pairs of 3D glasses in matching envelopes. With this fantastic paper and the slip on shoes you already own you may never have to tie a pesky bow again! Yippee!

Do you loathe to gift wrap? Let the NeatoShop do all the work. The Neatoshop offers real gift wrapping. We don't just plop it into some silly draw string bag.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Party Supplies!

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You Might Be A ... Hand Sanitizer - 8.95 (sold separately)

As the election year in the US gets underway are you deathly afraid of coming into physical contact with a person from an opposing political party? Don't let fear stop you from living your life. Get the You Might Be A Democrat or the You Might Be A Republican Hand Sanitizer from the NeatoShop. Yes, this real hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Now get out there and shake some hands and kiss some babies.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Health & Wellness items! Laughter is the best medicine and an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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Drink Savers Ice Tray - $7.95

Help! Help! The party cocktails are sinking!

Save your great beverages from drowning at room temperature with the Drink Savers Ice Tray from the NeatoShop. This great ice tray makes 7 ice life preservers per tray. It is made from food-grade silicone.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Ice Trays.

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Lucky Beggar Wallet - $15.95

Are you looking for a wallet that is simple in design yet speaks to your love of New York City and coffee? You need the Lucky Beggar Wallet from the NeatoShop. This great coin purse is made of soft faux leather and is shaped like a charming crushed to-go coffee cup. It is the perfect bag for storing your emergency latte money.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more deliciously funny Wallets, Purses & Coin Bags.

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Banned Books Mug - $10.95

Are you looking for a fun way to celebrate your freedom to read? You need the Banned Books Mug from the NeatoShop. This great mug features titles such as:

• Ulysses


• Nighteen Eighty-four


• The Origin of Species


• Catch-22


• Kritik der reinien Vernuft (Critique of Pure Reason)


• And Tango Makes Three


• To Kill a Mockingbird


• Lady Chatterly's Lover


• Adventures of Huckleberry Finn


• Howl


• The Satanic Verses


• Tropic of Cancer


• Madame Bovary


• Animal Farm


• Naked Lunch


• Du Contrat Social (The Social Contract)


• and more...

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Glassware & Drinkware!

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Pirate Skull Door Knocker - $24.95 (sold individually)

Ahoy! Are ye a landlubber looking for a way to release your inner pirate? You need the Pirate Skull Door Knocker from the NeatoShop. This handcrafted door knocker is shaped like a deathly pirate's skull. Shiver me timbers! Ye may get your sea legs yet.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more intoxicating Pirate items!

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Lip Service Mustache Picks - $9.95

Are you looking for a fun and easy way to add a little sophistication to your next soiree? You need the Lip Service Mustache Picks from the NeatoShop. This fantastic set of 18 party picks comes with 6 stache styles. The picks are reusable so the party can go on and on.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Party Supplies!

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Gizmo Plush Backpack - $23.95

Attention Gremlins fans. Do you wish you could have your own Mogwai as a pet? Well, that probably isn't a good idea. We know how that ended. Instead satisfy your urge with the Gizmo Plush Backpack from the NeatoShop. This adorable bag has a zippered main compartment and fantastic embroidered details.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun Bags & Totes!

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Hulk Lamp - $69.95

Do you suffer from night terrors? Hulk smash them away with the amazing Hulk Lamp from the NeatoShop. This awesome lamp has a highly detailed sculptured Incredible Hulk base. It also comes with a classic Incredible Hulk comic book art lamp shade. The Hulk Lamp is perfect for kids and those who are just kids at heart.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Lamps & Lights!

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Oh, The Places You'll Go - Dr. Seuss Large Recycled Shopper Tote - $4.95

Happy Earth Day Everyone! Are you looking for a fun way to be more green? You need the Oh, The Places You'll Go Dr. Seuss Large Recycled Shopper Tote from the NeatoShop. This great bag is strong and water-resistant. It has woven straps for easy toting. Being environmentally friendly has never been so fun!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bags & Totes.

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Rainbow Hat - $25.95

Spring is here! Are you looking for the perfect rainy day pick-me-up? You need the fantastic Rainbow Hat from the NeatoShop. This great hat will have you feeling More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more sunny Headgear.

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Pink Kitty Umbrella - $29.95 (sold individually)

April showers bring may flowers. Get out there and dance in the rain with the adorable Pink Kitty Umbrella from the NeatoShop. This whimsical umbrella looks like a cute pink cat. The carrying case is made of pink faux fur. The Pink Kitty Umbrella makes a purr-fect Mother's Day gift.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Umbrellas and fantastic Mother's Day gift ideas.

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Pop Art Salad Servers - $13.95

Are you looking for a way to add a little creative flair to your dinner table? You need the Pop Art Salad Servers from the NeatoShop. This pair of beechwood salad servers (fork and spoon) comes with a fun laser-engraved design. Challenging the traditions of fine art has never been so deliciously easy.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff.

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Pearl Adult Bib - $17.95

Mother's Day is right around the corner. What do you get the Mom who has everything? You get her the Pearl Adult Bib from the NeatoShop.  That's right, this is an adult-size bib made to look like a sleek black dress with a string of pearls. Nothing says I love you like a designer adult-size clothing protector. Mom will be floored by your generosity and thoughtfulness.

Don't forget Father's Day is coming. Get Dad the matching Tuxedo Adult Bib. You know how parents love to wear matching accessories.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Mother's Day gift ideas!

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