If I am repeating some info I apologize. I did not read the list.

This item was one I remember because my grandmother was terrified of being buried alive: Saved by the bell. That's where they tied a string to the body that was placed in the coffin. At the other end of the string was a bell. If 'the body' woke up and found it had been buried alive the bell would start ringing and hopefully give people enough time to dig the person up before they suffocated.

My grandmother insisted that someone make 'damn sure' she was dead before she was buried by putting a mirror up to her face to see if it fogged up.

Over at Cracked, to be funny, all you have to do is make a penis joke. Here endeth the lesson.

Maybe it's just an ordinary pot with a lid for every day use. Maybe this is a trick question this time... So, my 'guess' is it's just a plain old 'Universal' pot with a lid.

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It's a compost pot.

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It was the Addam's Family's first container for Thing. Thing didn't like it and spelled out his longing for a posher 'home' so the Addams family got him a very nice, velvet lined box with a special lid fashioned with an interior handle. Not prone to throwing stuff out, the Addams family put cardboard in the bottom of the bucket so Wednesday Addams could store her dolls' heads in there.

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It's a remote controlled doorbell ringer. It had the 4 most popular ringtones on it. It was especially popular with the kiddies on Devil's Night when they wanted to light a bag of doggy poop on someone's doorstep and didn't want to get caught. Light the bag, run and hide and cue the doorbell. Take that, Mrs CrabbyAppleton!! Never got caught, 3 years in a row. hahaha!!!

Maybe next time you'll gimme my ball back, lady!

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Let that be a lesson to people NOT to sit on the toilet and flush at the same time. Get off the pot, first!!!

*I hope the lady will be okay.

It's an Amish 'electric' razor for taking off the moustaches on the men (and some women, if you know what I mean). Since the Amish don't use 'electricity' they get it to rotate by hooking it up to a giant waterwheel.

*note: The older versions tended to rip off the upper lip. This 'newer' model has a wood safety bar to prevent such mishaps.

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The only time it bothers me is when my dad eats his breakfast. He always has 2 eggs lightly fried so the yolk and half the egg whites are just pure liquid and he eats it with a spoon, slurping the mess up while half of it runs off his spoon and back onto the plate prolonging the torture. gah!

Excellent AND sweet!

It's a motherinlaws tongue clamp. (now outlawed in all states but Utah and Texas)

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It's an old time dental tool used to keep the jaw open wide so the patient wouldn't bite the dentists when they were yanking out teeth. The pointy teeth were aimed at the patients' tongues.

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Pretty much what everyone's saying. On the way to 'there' you are looking for sign posts, exit ramps, street markers and buildings or surroundings that might not be familiar.
On the way back, assuming you take the same route, you already have those markers in your head so you don't waste time searching for them but you do make a mental note that "yeah, I passed that before".
I don't think optimism or pessimism has a thing to do with it.

It's a tool for cutting up peat/peat moss into bricks for fuel.
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A more radical solution may be needed: why not offer legal protections to the ugly, as we do with racial, ethnic and religious minorities, women and handicapped individuals?

And who would want to be labelled as "ugly"? Hands? Anyone? Bueller? ... Bueller? ...