Nah, it's because old people have a lot more regrets than the whippersnappers. The list is sooo long, it's just too overwhelming, so we don't dwell on any of them for long. Them younguns, they haven't made as many errors as us old fogeys, so they got time to brood about stuff more.

If you want to be really annoying, then go into every bathroom at your friend's house and change the direction which the toilet paper hangs. For some odd reason people get really upset when the toilet paper roll dispenses in a different direction...

B.S.!!! No one breaks their teeth on thick chocolate. That's as believable as swamp gas and weather balloons in place of UFOs.

Palmer shouldn't even be able to claim they make chocolate. It's a brown waxy substance that looks like chocolate but tastes unlike any decent chocolate I've ever had.

I had good parents who never gave me and my brother that stuff. We got real English Cadbury bars and Lindt chocolates. Spoiled us so we know what good chocolate tastes like. Later we found a local chocolate shop that made their own chocolate bunnies. THREE foot high and solid! Pricey? Sure. Worth it? You betcha!!

And I'm so obsessive compulsive I had to count the fingers even though I know the amount of fingers are correct. *sigh*

A lecture and sent home? Only in Canada.

Now, here in the good old USA they would have been tazed, cuffed, arrested for Public Nudity, public drunkenness, disturbing the peace, annoying the nice officers, stealing a shopping cart, using a car wash for non car washing reasons, scaring local alley cats... I could go on but whatever happens it will go on their permanent record!!

FIVE women? Then who's the drag queen? I counted six. And maybe seven if that's a woman in a blue hat right behind Sonny Liston.

Top left, 3rd in looks like Mae West.
Top right, left of 'fuzzy' Leo Gorcey looks like Joan Blondell.
Dead center is Marilyn Monroe.
Bottom right, Dietrich, Temple and Dors.

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The Pope's candy dish. It recently replaced the altar boy who used to hold the bowl. Less muss, less fuss, more PC.

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It's the holy "Extra Tithing Bowl" for getting 'just one more' tithe from congregants before they leave church. Because you can never give too much to the church, right?

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Uranus is actually pronounced: Yur-an-ass.

Well, I must be living in odd areas of the country then. I lived in Michigan and we had a nunnery/convent/mother house (I'm not sure what you call it) down the road. There was also a Catholic high school, college, hospital, hospice, retirement home for nuns, etc. The nuns wear habits and it's not unusual to see them driving a pack of other nuns over to the grocery store or to the movies.

Then I moved down south to Louisiana (grr) and we have nuns in habits in my town, too. hmmm Curious...

Good idea.

I would make the metal center a bit wider, though. Think of the foods you could safely store there while you are waiting for the burgers and hot dogs to finish burning on the grill?

No more dangerous potato salad or devilled eggs maybe gone just a bit off. Great idea, though. I think it would discourage ants, too.

Think that will be a summer project for me this year. Maybe add a shaded lid, too.

$74.95?!? I don't think so...

My son (nearly ten pounds at birth, was a forceps delivery. After his birth I knew there was something wrong with his neck. My dr said he had a "wry neck" meaning the neck muscles were torn but that I should see some specialists at the hospital. I did and they said my son had a branchial cleft cyst - which means the gill slits a fetus has had closed improperly. It's usually fatal. We mourned the imminent death of our son for 3 months before we could see the uber specialist who said he had a wry neck. I wanted to shoot these "specialists."

Try using a melon scoop instead of a knife. No cuts or slips of the knife plus you'll get a nice sized cup-shaped hole in the berry.

From a city with the word "dong" in it. Yep, makes sense.