Mrs. Smith's original pie crust roller. It used to make them look and taste like cardboard. Hey, it still does! Some things never change. good job, lady

Pink freud men's large

Vaseline hair gel. My dad always used that on his hair. He's got dementia and misses it.

There's always someone who just has to piss in the pool. *sigh*

My son lives in Cheng Du, China and he says you never, ever get 'real' chicken pieces there. Breast meat? You wish! No chicken pieces are identifiable! Bits and pieces are what you get and you hope you aren't eating cat or dog.

Exactly! IF you are good at your job it's very annoying to have some idjit not do his job correctly! sheesh!

I'd like to 'blend in' if possible. No need to look like a borg or some blade-runner clone. Just let me get on with it!!

Oh, so glad KeyBoard Cat got some props!! Love the cat and hope he's happy in Kitty Heaven jamming with famous artists who have also passed on...

Still not crystal clear. I remember it this way: "To whom am I addressing/speaking to? as opposed to "Who threw that snow ball?"

They are perfect for brandy and cognac, though...

Sorry. Not one of your better stories.

So, do all these recommendations and suggestions need to have a disclaimer first?
If so... "Consult your dr before trying any of these things."

Shredded organic white oak bark, boil in water and let steep until cool. Strain well and use as a douche (4x daily) for vaginal infections. They will be gone in 2-3 days if not sooner. Truly amazing.

Severe spring or hayfever allergies? The kind with an actual fever? Use Nasalcrom. I no longer have hay fever allergies.

Bee stings? (NOT wasp, hornet or yellow jacket stings) Scrape away the stinger and put 1 drop of REAL (local) honey on the sting and a band-aid for the sticky stuff to stay off your clothes. The pain will be gone in 5 minutes, if not sooner. At least it did for me.
FYI-lots of commercial honey is cut with corn syrup - up to 50% - and the FDA doesn't have to make the seller tell you that! My dad was a master beekeeper so that's how we found out about it.

Powdered Peanut Butter. Comes in 2 flavors, regular and chocolate. Just add water to the powdered portion you want to eat. Lasts indefinitely.
My dad was a Master Beekeeper and this is what he did with honey. Honey will crystallize but you can easily re-liquify it by placing the glass jar on a cookie sheet and put it in the oven at the lowest temperature an oven will go - somewhere between 150 and 200 degrees until liquid again (3-4 hrs). Or liquify it in the jar in a pan of hot water. It will take a while because you need to keep reheating the water. Don't boil the honey.

I hope you give us an update if the woman's caught!

Where can I buy the boxes? They would make great prank gifts. (put a really great present inside the box)

He should wear a girdle if he's going to look like a woman. His pot belly takes away from the femininity he's going for impersonating Diana Ross, IMO.