IF you are a vampire then you don't need to worry about shaving, hair cuts, cutting fingernails, etc because your body is dead and nothing is growing. duh

Take away the color of the young women's skins and they could be sisters. Perhaps, that is why she is pointing at her face? See? I look just like my cousin!

I still like the original 'keyboard kat' song better. But I am glad to see Fatso (keyboard Kat's real name) hasn't been forgotten.

huh? Nothing happened! What a waste of time.

So the procedure to turn off his obsessive-compulsive behavior ended up with him becoming obsessive about Johnny Cash? Seems to me that the treatment wasn't entirely successful.

Paul Bunyan's boot scraper.

Wanted: Dead and/or alive. Schroedinger's Cat
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It's a bear's back scratcher for when there aren't any perfect trees around to satisfy that itch.

Wanted: Dead and/or Alive Schroedinger's cat Men's L

Ahem... no radio bike for the girls? grrr

Godzilla's Q-tip for reaching straight through both ear holes at the same time. See? Clean as a whistle and the breeze blowing through his head makes a nice sort of creepy sound...

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It's a 'lame-ass line'. For people who haven't a clue but still want to chime in.

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I just wish he'd stop going to all of these conventions and doing interviews,etc. and sit his butt down and finish his books. The heat is on! The tv show has nearly come up to where he left off in book 5 and he's not done yet!

You can be super famous after you've finished your books, Mr Martin. You started the ball rolling and you had best finish the run soon. Otherwise, the way the tv show is going, they will make up the story they want to happen and I doubt that would make you too happy.

Shingler's List part I

This story just breaks my heart. You can see the grief on the poor girl's face and how her mother is trying her best to be there for her daughter. I'm in tears just writing this.

It's the cigarette loading/firing machine that shot out cigarettes at the fembots mouths in that Austin Powers movie. 6 fembots, 6 cigarettes. Perfect.
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Well, if there's anyone out there watching these shows I would think the most confusing show of all would be the Twilight Zone...