The Vampire and the Barber - Neatorama

It's not easy being a vampire because people can treat you cruelly. But as Chris Hallbeck points out, you must have a trusting relationship with at least one person: your barber.

You also have to shave carefully. The mirror thing seems like a small problem, but it gets to be a hassle.

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I guess vampires don't get their hair dyed? At least in most mythos they have enough style to not use a spray on toupee.

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Can I just eat for fun without you judging me? I watched you eat that entire tube of cookie dough today and didn't say a word!

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Why get hungry for blood if you have no metabolism?

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I'm not a vampire, but that sounds like a great idea! I'll try it tomorrow morning.

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IF you are a vampire then you don't need to worry about shaving, hair cuts, cutting fingernails, etc because your body is dead and nothing is growing. duh

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I still can't get over Disney-Pixar's making one of the scariest creatures in all children's literature--the Snow Queen or Ice Queen--into someone to love. That story scared the socks off me when I was a kid.

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Who thought light-grey text on a white background was a good idea for that chart? It seems that you're not meant to actually read it.

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