I just am really turned off by people handling my food to this great a length. Keep your hands off my lunch, please. I don't care how 'cute' it looks.

ew. Funny, but... ew :)

I think you heard wrong. Cannibals call humans "long pig" because - allegedly - we taste like pork. Not chicken.

Geoffrey 'Fule"? Are you sure that's not the Olde English spelling for 'fool'?

If you are using junky 'chocolate' syrup then just stop, right now. Get yourself some decent chocolate syrup - I am NOT talking about Hershey's!

What about upgrades? Does it use batteries? If so, then what? Dig them up to replace them? Soooo many questions...

Mrs. Smith's original pie crust roller. It used to make them look and taste like cardboard. Hey, it still does! Some things never change. good job, lady

Pink freud men's large

Vaseline hair gel. My dad always used that on his hair. He's got dementia and misses it.

There's always someone who just has to piss in the pool. *sigh*

My son lives in Cheng Du, China and he says you never, ever get 'real' chicken pieces there. Breast meat? You wish! No chicken pieces are identifiable! Bits and pieces are what you get and you hope you aren't eating cat or dog.

Exactly! IF you are good at your job it's very annoying to have some idjit not do his job correctly! sheesh!

I'd like to 'blend in' if possible. No need to look like a borg or some blade-runner clone. Just let me get on with it!!

Oh, so glad KeyBoard Cat got some props!! Love the cat and hope he's happy in Kitty Heaven jamming with famous artists who have also passed on...

Still not crystal clear. I remember it this way: "To whom am I addressing/speaking to? as opposed to "Who threw that snow ball?"

They are perfect for brandy and cognac, though...