The lawn dart guess is close. It's actually an instrument of torture.

Believe me, y'all... the older you get, the less gross this kind of thing is.

After 21 years together, I doubt Takei and Altman will be contributing to the divorce pool. Its a shame they had to wait til they were elderly to make it legal. Look at the picture. You don't see that kind of happiness every day.

Ooh, I loved Mousetrap as a kid.

My kids probably won't have a catalog of catch phrases like these, since we have so many TV networks and hundreds of channels. You can't go to school or work and assume that everyone watched the same TV shows last night anymore.

Happy Birthday, Megan!

Duh. I'm suffering from sleep deprivation today, and I are not a good mather. Thanks for catching that... fixed.

Thanks, alice! I wear glasses for everything but computer work, since that distance is where I still see OK (for now). And I wanted to avoid glare from the lighting.

Thanks, everyone, for the kind words. We are a bit constrained in that 1) Alex is too shy to appear on camera, 2) I live in the middle of nowhere, 3) my equipment is not quite professional grade, and 4) I'll have to drive an hour each way to get rum. But I'll see what I can do!

Quite useful for landing the elusive high-flying propeller fish!

It's a good thing I don't cook! If I did, it probably wouldn't be on the sink. But I do occasionally clean the kitchen.

I live in Kentucky. Whether that's The South is a hotly debated issue.

Thanks, Marcelo!

Kaz, have you done that? Do they still taste like raisins, or do they go back to tasting like grapes?

Please don’t be too harsh; this is my very first video project. I have some ideas for improving the next attempt, but I’ll be glad to take any advice.

Yes, I know I have a hillbilly accent. And yes, I know that’s a chimpanzee and not a monkey, but the site calls it MonkEmail.

Geekazoid, I would credit someone who suggested a link, but no one ever sends me any. Well, it's really rare.