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The Sad Fairy Tale Story of Princess Diana

People under 40 or so only know two things about Lady Diana Spencer, later known as Princess Diana. She was married to Prince Charles, the future King of England, until they were divorced. Then she died in a traffic accident in 1997 at the age of 36. Older people will remember the big news of the royal wedding in 1981 right after she turned 20. The way she was selected to be Charles' bride seemed a bit skeevy to Americans, but the young preschool assistant seemed happy. 

Yet underneath the royal trappings, Diana's life was no fairy tale. From the time she was born, her life was difficult, not financially, but psychologically. Still, she carried the weight of her family's expectations and then the world's expectations like a champ- until she couldn't. Then again, Diana's story contains elements of many stories we've heard before: the beautiful princess, absent parents, betrayal, a stiff upper lip, longing for love, and even a wicked stepmother. Maybe Princess Diana's life really was a fairy tale come true, just without the magic intervention and the "happily ever after" ending.  


The Strange Case of Romania and Its Bordering Nations

The headline at Brilliant Maps is a real eye-opener: None of the countries that bordered Romania before World War II border it today. None? The map above shows the borders of the region before the war. Well, okay, the USSR and Yugoslavia no longer exist after the reshuffling of communist Europe in the 1980s and '90s. Hungary and Bulgaria are still there, but they are no longer kingdoms and just go by the individual names, so that's a bit of a cheat. Romania itself was named the Kingdom of Romania back then, too. Can we consider Czechoslovakia a cheat as well? No, because today, neither the Czech Republic (Czechia) nor Slovakia border Romania! The history of the region in the 20th century is enough to make Dracula's head spin.  

Okay, how about Poland? It's still a country, but no longer shares any border with Romania. The answer is a bit of land revealed in the modern map that you might be able to guess before you visit the post at Brilliant Maps. -via Nag on the Lake 


13 Billion Years of Our Universe in Ten Minutes

Eight years ago, John D. Boswell, known as Melodysheep (previously at Neatorama) brought us a timelapse of the entire universe, from the big bang to the present time. We posted it, but the video has been yanked because it has been completely reworked in Boswell's own style and words. The earlier film was a pastiche of video from various sources with celebrity narration. This is the same idea, with upgraded visuals, music, and narration by EpicSpaceMan (Toby Lockerbie). 

The story is ten minutes that represent 13 billion years of history. That means that every second covers 23 million years. Human beings don't show up at all until the last fraction of a second. But that doesn't mean there's no drama. A lot of things are happening while you try to wrap your head around the scope of time. This video has been adapted to play at various planetariums to be shown in their immersive theaters. If you've ever been to one of them, you can imagine how good this will look from the inside of a dome without the ads. -via Memo of the Air 


Predictions from the Past That Were Eerily Right or Hilariously Wrong

A movie star becoming president? That'll never happen! Well, I was just a kid in Kentucky at the time, and didn't even know Reagan was already the governor of California. But no one could have known that exactly 20 years later, the Berlin Wall would indeed fall. This is just one of many pop culture plots or jokes that accurately predicted the future way back in the past. 



No one remembers the sitcom Second Chance because it didn't last long, but they got the year of Gadhafi's death right- only three months off from his actual demise. Considering how many TV shows and movies make predictions about the future, often for comedic effect, it stands to reason that some of them would get it strangely right. But this list boasts 17 correct predictions, and 12 that were wildly off the mark. 



Sure, women in 1966 liked to get out of the house, but not necessarily to shop. A meaningful career that paid a decent wage would do nicely, thank you. Besides, we had been shopping through the Sears catalog for almost a hundred years already. You'll be able to distinguish the best and worst predictions, although some fall into the "anyone could have seen that coming" category. Read all 29 of them at Cracked. 


The Ghost of a Murder Victim Watches the True Crime Documentary

Every once in a while, you think about what people will say about you after you're gone. Will your life have a lasting impact on the world? And did you leave a good impression on the people you left behind? Mostly we picture that at our funeral, which could be the last time anyone talks about you at all. But if you happen to be the victim of a widely-publicized murder, you just might end up in a true crime story available to the entire world. And keep in mind that once you're gone, you cannot control the narrative in any way. 

Sure, that's a sad scenario. But in the hands of Ryan George it becomes a comedy as a murder victim's ghost gets a glimpse into the aftermath of that crime, and how his friends, neighbors, and casual acquaintances use their ten minutes of fame on a TV show about him.


Busby Berkeley and the Women of His Production Numbers

Hollywood choreographer Busby Berkeley will always be remembered for his over-the-top production numbers that were filmed from overhead. Dozens of dancers assembled perfect geometric forms that resembled a moving kaleidoscope on the silver screen in the 1930s. You might be surprised to learn that Berkeley wasn't a dancer himself, and never even took one dance lesson in his life. His geometric sequences were born from the military. Berkeley spent World War I arranging military parades and spectacles, and took the idea of precision synchronization to Hollywood. 

The chorus girls who auditioned for Berkeley's movies were dancers, but it didn't matter whether they were any good. They were selected if the length of their legs matched his needs, and if they were willing to follow Berkeley's orders. That could mean holding a pose in a cold swimming pool for hours. And none could stand out. But it was a job during the Great Depression. Audiences loved the overhead shots, and Berkeley had all the work he wanted for a few glorious years. But he also had a dark side, from the night he drove away from a party drunk and killed two women to the movies he was fired from. Read about the rise and fall of Busby Berkeley at Utterly Interesting. 


Round, Orange Cat Named Pumpkin Goes on a Diet

Pumpkin was spoiled by her previous owner, an elderly lady who died. She's a megachonker who weighs 25 pounds. Now, I had an orange cat who weighed 20 pounds, but he didn't seem fat because he was a large fellow who stood as tall as my knees on four legs. But Pumpkin is an average sized house cat, so 25 pounds is twice what she should weigh. She's so wide they couldn't have given her any other name. 

As a special case, Pumpkin landed in a special home- with the president and CEO of Cincinnati's SPCA! Chris Seelbach is making getting Pumpkin back to a healthy weight his goal, but she's not quite on board yet. To make up for restricted food, Pumpkin is enjoying plenty of affection from the family. She doesn't like to walk much, but at :06 and 2:43 you'll see her walking toward the camera and you can almost hear the floor shaking under her. Oh Lawd, she comin'! See more videos of Pumpkin at TikTok. -via Laughing Squid 


America's Sesquicentennial Celebration in 1926 Was a Colossal Flop

The US goes all out for historical anniversaries, but the Sesquicentennial International Exposition in Philadelphia to celebrate 150 years since the signing of the Declaration of Independence left a bad taste in many mouths. Called the Sesqui for short, the world's fair opened in May of 1926 while still under construction and closed on December 31st with a whimper instead of a bang. Early visitors were not impressed, and word of mouth kept crowds away the rest of the year. The project nearly bankrupted the city of Philadelphia. 

What went wrong? World's fairs usually take ten years of planning, but this time it was delayed by World War I. Federal money was allocated, but it was not nearly enough. Philadelphia itself was wracked by political corruption at the time, and taxpayers did not line up to support the venture. The original site proved to be inadequate, and the second site had problems that drove up costs and delayed construction. Philadelphia's political boss refused to delay the Sesqui because he needed the fair timed for an election. There were other factors that went into the failure of the Sesqui, too, which you can read about at Smithsonian. -via Strange Company 

(Image credit: John D. Cardinell/The Free Library of Philadelphia


Ten Ridiculously Easy Ways You're Losing Money

You look at your income, your rent, and your grocery bill, and you think you should be able to make it work, despite the rising costs of rent, gas, and groceries. So why are you still broke? 

The modern world of internet apps makes everything simple and convenient, particularly spending money. When all you have to do is push one virtual button to buy something, the price doesn't hit you nearly as hard as handing over cash. That price may look small now, but when it's multiplied over time, you'd be shocked by the total. Automatic payments often go ignored, but the effect on your bank balance adds up, and suddenly you're broke and you don't even know how it happened. Chill Dude Explains goes over ten ways your money is disappearing while you don't even notice. Not all of them are due to the convenience of the internet, but all are easy to miss if you aren't paying close attention. 


Cake Decorators at Missoula Walmart Make a Name for Themselves

(Image credit: WindyMover

Ingenuity can flourish anywhere, and folks in Missoula, Montana, know that if you want a cake that your party guests will be talking about for years, you go to the Walmart on Brooks Street. There are two cake decorators there who produce what has become known as "unhinged cakes." These are cakes or iced cookies with jokes and pop culture references that can be used for any occasion.  

(Image credit: stemmedflowers)

In the Missoula subreddit, the two decorators at this Walmart go by the names WindyMover and cakesbyzoey. They haven't been publicly identified or interviewed because of Walmart's policies. But locals buy their cakes out every day, and come back continuously to see what else they've dreamed up. Recent hits include Salad Fingers and musical lyrics paired with clever images. Where else would you find a cake inscribed with "I could tear up a Chinese buffet right now," or "I hope you like weird girl energy because that's all I got" ?

(Image credit: Freya_Firestar-27

Sure, they will take custom orders, but the random ideas these two decorators come up with are what make them so popular. Read about the unhinged cakes of Missoula at the Pulp. There are more cakes linked in the article, plus you can see pictures at the Missoula subreddit. -via Fark 


For World Cup Visitors Traveling to the American South

The United States is pretty unique, as soccer fans from around the world are discovering while they gather for the World Cup games. But the US is also very big, so our culture differs across the various parts of the nation. If you're traveling to Dallas, Houston, or Atlanta for the games, your experience will be quite different from those heading to the west coast or New England. And oh yes, your experience will be different from the movies you've seen.

The American South is, first of all, hot, and getting hotter every day, and it's far from a dry heat. The people are friendly, but not always fully understandable. The English they speak is different from what you learned. The trains do not go everywhere. And if you clean your plate, you'll gain weight. Matt Mitchell has a guide to get international visitors up to snuff for their stay in the South. 


The Ways They Celebrate Midsummer in Europe

This Sunday is Father's Day, but it's also the summer solstice, with the longest daylight of the year. Weather holidays were never a big thing in tropical climates, and the US is partly tropical and made up of a mixture of cultures. But in European countries where warm weather is a treat, many ancient festivals revolve around the annual movement of the sun. Midsummer is the most joyous -and longest- of those celebrations. 

When Christianity reached those northern areas, such festivals were renamed to move away from their pagan roots. The summer solstice became St. John the Baptist's feast day on June 24th, according to the tradition that he was born six months earlier than Jesus. But even with a new name and a new date, the ancient traditions lingered on, like dancing, building bonfires, and maypoles. The festival goes by different names in different languages, but they all celebrate the zenith of the sun. Read about the various solstice celebrations at the Conversation. 

(Image credit: Ivo Kruusamägi


A Hypothetical Question About Antimatter That Does Not End Well

The What If? series by xkcd's Randall Munroe and Henry Reich of MinutePhysics (previously at Neatorama) takes on hypothetical questions no matter how dumb they are. Many of the answers end with "we'd all die," and that explains why this one is so short. The question is, "What if everything was antimatter, EXCEPT Earth?"

Now, antimatter is a difficult concept which they do not try to explain to us, otherwise the video would be hours long and no one would watch it. I don't understand antimatter, either, but if we just fall back on science fiction involving a mirror universe or an alternate reality in which everything is backwards, we can follow the video. You probably won't understand antimatter any better afterward, besides learning it's not a good thing for earth. But listen carefully, and you'll glean some neat stuff, like how at dawn we are facing the direction the earth is moving. We also learn that Munroe, a former NASA engineer, would really like to see another space telescope.


Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp is Back, But Not for Everyone

Last year, we brought you a video about how Red Lobster became famous for their endless shrimp offer until it almost bankrupted them. There have been rumors lately that Red Lobster may be bringing endless shrimp back- rumors promoted endlessly by the chain itself. Now we know what they are talking about. It's a sweepstakes.

There won't be endless shrimp for everyone, nor will it be available at all Red Lobster restaurants. Rather, one person will win an endless shrimp dinner once a month for the next 25 years. The prize also includes a year of jujitsu classes. But hey, somebody has to win, and if you're a real shrimp fan, you have only through tomorrow to enter. Get the instructions for doing that at Foodbeast. I don't know who dreamed up this promotion, but when you have one person enjoying all the benefits and thousands of losers, how is that going to make people go back to Red Lobster?  


A Dr. Seuss/Stephen King Mashup for Graduates

It's become a tradition for parents to give their child the Dr. Seuss book Oh, The Places You'll Go! when they graduate from high school. It's a sentimental gesture for students who grew up reading Dr. Seuss books, and it's supposed to be inspirational. But we know the world is a really scary place, so it might be more realistic if the book were written by Stephen King. In this parody of the Dr. Seuss book, we get a tour of all the terrible places King reveals in his novels, called Oh, The Places You Should Not Go! If you've not read the books, you have at least seen the movies, and will recognize them as they turn up. This video is a gift to the class of 2026 from the Stephen King Book Club. If this were turned into a real book, it could easily become a best seller.


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