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Rhetorical Questions Answered!

The blog Abecedarian has a section dedicated to rhetorical questions, which the author kindly answers for us.

Q: Tired of totin' coffee pots from home?
A: Yes!  We can hardly get through our front door, what with all the coffee pots.

Some of the answers even have quotes or links for research purposes. You'll find page after page of answers to questions that no one ever expected to be answered. Don't get too hung up on the dates listed for the posts, because no one is going to explain it. There's also a section called Rhetorical Answers, Questioned. It's a little different but just as entertaining. -via Nag on the Lake


A History of Pay Toilets

One the one hand, charging people to answer nature's call seems cruel. On the other hand, building and maintaining public restrooms isn't cheap. And so came the concept of the pay toilet, which goes back at least to the Roman Empire. But the number of pay toilets reached its peak in the mid-20th century.

There was a perceived safety aspect to toilet locks, as the barrier of payment was thought to discourage drug use, sexual activity, thefts, or “hippies” from loitering, though it’s not clear why any persons using the toilet for nefarious purposes couldn’t just pay their dime and get on with it.

But there was a larger, more glaring issue: While toilets were subject to a fee, urinals were not. That meant men had the freedom to empty their bladders without being charged, while women looking to use a stall had to pay.

It was a subtle form of gender discrimination, but it didn’t go unnoticed. In 1969, California State Assemblywoman March Fong Eu took to the steps of the California State Capitol building and smashed a porcelain toilet with a sledgehammer to protest the inequality promoted by the locked stalls. It was the beginning of a revolution.

Read what it took to turn the tide on pay toilets, even though they aren't completely gone even today, at Mental Floss.


Reboot It



Animaniacs, a beloved kids' show that aired on TV from 1993 to '98, was revived for streaming in 2020. In a zany yet metaphysical moment of self-awareness, the characters sing a song to explain their own return as a part of the general trend in Hollywood for the 21st century. The second season of Animaniacs will premiere on Hulu on November 5. -via Geeks Are Sexy


Why CAPTCHA Pictures Are So Unbearably Depressing

Every once in a while, you have to get through Google's CAPTCHA system to access something on the internet. It can get annoying, especially on those days you run into several of them. Identifying traffic lights, buses, or signs can be a chore, especially if you don't see perfectly. But beyond the resentment of having to prove your humanity, you sooner or later realize that the images are just plain bad.

CAPTCHA pictures are often shot from extremely awkward angles — angles that we humans would never pick.

When you or I take a picture, we typically shoot from the view from our eyes. We’re usually holding the camera; our body is inherently involved in framing the view. But CAPTCHA photos were taken to train self-driving cars, so they were shot from the vantage-point of cameras mounted on Google’s Waymo experimental vehicles. That’s why the angles are just so oddly off.

Clive Thompson identified six ways that the images are unsettling to the human eye, which altogether show us how artificial intelligence sees the world. It must be depressing to be a robot. But by contrast, these reasons give us insight into what a real human sees instead, and how the human point of view is so much better. Read what he found at OneZero. It could make the chore of proving you're human a little more interesting. -via Digg


Abraham Lincoln Wrote a True Crime Story, and it was Good!

True crime stories are the result of meticulous research, but they are enhanced if the author is tied to the story, as in the book Helter Skelter, which was written by the prosecutor in the Manson case, or The Stranger Beside Me, Anne Rule's first true crime book about a fellow she knew named Ted Bundy. Another such story was the account written by Abraham Lincoln, about a murder case in which he defended two suspects.

For a few short weeks during June 1841, residents of Springfield, Illinois, were caught up in the mass hysteria of a sensational murder case that had all the elements of an Edgar Allan Poe murder mystery. Three strangers from out of town arrive in Springfield, but one of them soon goes missing. Wild rumors abound and soon two of the men and their local brother are accused of murder. The motive, $1,500 in gold coins stolen from the dead man who is yet to be found. One brother turns against the other two and agrees to testify as a witness for the prosecution. More sensation-loving witnesses come forward to testify against the two brothers who can already feel the noose around their neck.

Their defense attorney was a thirty-two year-old future president of the United States who flips the script with a Perry Mason plot twist so outrageous, everybody just wanted to go home and forget it ever happened.

Lincoln wrote his account of the trial soon afterward in a letter, and then in 1846 expanded the story for a newspaper. You can read the article in Lincoln's words at Historical Crime Detective. -via Strange Company


New Canon Fodder: The Return of Palpatine Explained

It is a hallmark of the Star Wars universe to give us a confusing plot point with no explanation, and then scramble to come up with a backstory when the audience demands one. That was the premise for the three prequel movies, after all. The latest mystery to be retrofitted is the surprising re-emergence of Palpatine, after being presumed dead for 30 years, in The Rise of Skywalker. Explanations were vague, unsatisfying, and subject to change day by day, but now Disney and Lucasfilm have an official account of what Palpatine was doing while everyone else considered him dead, written by Emily Shkoukani of the Lucasfilm Story Group. It's called Palpatine's Contingency Plan.

For many years prior to his demise, Palpatine sought immortality on the Sith planet of Exegol. It was on this planet that he and his cultists, known as the Sith Eternal, experimented with cloning. Exegol was also where Palpatine built his Final Order fleet. As an immortal Sith, Palpatine would reign supreme over the galaxy with his Sith armada. This would be the grand finale of the Contingency, known only to a select few.

When Palpatine was killed on the second Death Star, his consciousness transferred to a clone of his own body on Exegol but the body was too weak to contain him. This led to Palpatine creating more clones and strand-casts of himself in the hopes that one would offer a more suitable vessel for him to inhabit. All of this effort ultimately culminated in Rey, the daughter of one of Palpatine’s strand-casts. She was the perfect vessel — but her father and mother did everything they could to hide her from her sinister grandfather.

There's a lot more to it, in a plan that involved so many people that it would never have been kept secret in the real world, much less multiple planets. You can read the whole thing at Star Wars. -via Boing Boing


The Quest to Recreate a Lost and ‘Terrifying’ Medieval Mead



Mead is a fermented drink made from honey, which was popular in the Middle Ages. Bochet is a special variety of mead developed in France, but became completely lost to civilization for hundreds of years. Now that a 14th-century recipe has been unearthed and translated into English, adventurous chefs are making bochet. The ingredients are honey, water, yeast, and spices, but what makes bochet different is that the honey must be caramelized by boiling.

Finding a vessel that’s big enough can be a challenge, however, particularly for commercial-scale bochet. “Honey can double, possibly triple, in volume when heated to certain temperatures. For safety, the vessel would have to be four times larger than what you think you would need,” says Ricky Klein, head meadmaker at Vermont’s Groennfell Meadery. He has made small-scale, experimental bochets, and has some words of wisdom. “There are two things I will always say about a bochet. One is, you have never been scalded like getting boiling honey on your skin. It is a second-degree burn, immediately. It can be a very, very nasty burn,” says Klein. “The second thing is, what I just said.”

For some homebrewers, the danger of recreating bochet may be the very thing that attracts them to it. “People who like rollercoasters and jumping off cliffs like bochet,” says Verberg with a laugh. “You can make a sugar volcano that will explode, violently.”

Gemma Tarlach went to great lengths to recreate authentic medieval bochet, with different kinds of yeasts, fluoride-free water, and honey harvested with the honeycomb and bees included. It's somewhat of an adventure.


Matches



Here's an experimental stop-motion animation featuring matches by designer Tomohiro Okazaki. He worked on this for six months, and the result is jaw-dtopping. There is no sound. (via Metafilter)


10 Facts About King Arthur, the Legendary Ruler of Camelot

We don't know if Arthur was a fictional character when he was first written about centuries after he supposedly lived, but he sure became one with subsequent biographies. The status of the legendary king grew with reworkings of the story by Geoffrey of Monmouth, Thomas Malory, and T. H. White. King Arthur's influence has eclipsed even his mythical deeds.

Henry VII used the popular tales of King Arthur to secure his reign upon seizing the English throne in 1485 after the Wars of the Roses. Drawing from the legend, he even traced the Tudor family tree from Arthur himself. Henry VII also named his first child Arthur, though it was Arthur’s younger brother, Henry, who went on to rule as Henry VIII—and break England from the Catholic Church in the process. Henry VIII grew up fascinated by the tales of Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table, so much so that he ordered the redecorating of the Winchester Round Table, which still hangs in the Great Hall of Winchester Castle today.

The even more contemporary stories of King Arthur's influence may surprise you. Read about them at Mental Floss.


Clink Clink

Clink Clink is a cute and rather short animation by Jack Cunningham, James Graham, and Nicolas Ménard, illustrating people enjoying live music at a cocktail party.

Clink Clink is a snappy animation brewed out of a series of drawings left gathering dust in the pitch vineyard. Now aged like a fine wine, it exists for the sole purpose of cultivating smiles and head bops, in a world where boozy benders are a distant memory.

-via Laughing Squid


Nestflix: A Catalog of Shows Within Shows

If you're going to write a fictional story about contemporary people, you need to show them enjoying entertainment, as we all spend so much time doing. Therefore, the characters in a movie go to the movies, or watch TV, or even work on such a production. These are shows within shows, also called nested shows, and they can be as memorable as the movie or TV series itself. Famous examples are Angels with Filthy Souls, seen in the movie Home Alone, or The Krusty the Clown Show on The Simpsons. Nestflix is a compilation of such shows, curated by Lynn Fisher. There are a lot more of these than you may realize, but the archive is not yet complete. You're invited to submit your favorites if you don't see them. Browse through Nestflix here. -via Metafilter


Diets Ranked by How Farty They Make You

People usually select a diet in order to lose or gain weight and/or to improve their overall health. But this is Neatorama, and we haven't discussed farts in several days. Lucky for us, Mel magazine did one of their food ranking studies and found out which of several popular diets causes the most natural gas.  

To be scientific about it, your own personal gas line is fueled by sugars such as alpha-galactose and raffinose — commonly found in foods like beans, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and pears — which can be difficult to digest at first. “When some people eat these sugars, instead of being digested, they can ferment in the gut, resulting in bad-smelling gas,” explains nutritionist Alicia Harper. “However, your gut can eventually learn to digest fruit and vegetables without flatulence.”

Still, if your gut is trying to learn something new, you might want to consult the ranking of diets by flatulence. Even if you don't change your mind about your diet, it will at least warn you of what can be expected.


Four Ways Amusement Parks of the Past Were Not So Amusing

Amusement parks exist to show lots of people a good time and separate them from their money. There's nothing like a roller coaster ride and something deep fried on a stick to make one sleep well at night. But no matter how much one may regret a day at the carnival, circus, or tourist attraction, things were much worse in centuries past, in several ways. Let's start with the thrill rides.

Consider the infamous Coney Island Rough Riders roller coaster, which killed seven people in a five-year span from 1910 to 1915 before it was shut down. The coaster was an homage to Theodore Roosevelt and his “Rough Riders,” the soldiers who fought in the Spanish-American War. But the coaster was almost as dangerous as Battle of San Juan Hill: According to PBS, in one accident, the speeding coaster jettisoned 16 people, killing four. In another accident, the coaster jumped the track and caused three fatalities. One woman survived the ordeal dangling from a rail with one hand, holding her child with the other hand.

Coney Island featured another coaster that wasn’t fatal, but it was certainly unpleasant. The Flip Flap Railway coaster of the 1890s was one of the first roller coasters to feature a loop-de-loop. But unlike modern loops, which are oval-shaped to lessen forces on the rider, the Flip Flap was circular. This put intense pressure on riders, knocking them unconscious and giving them whiplash. One source estimates that riders experienced a G-force of 12. For comparison, fighter pilots typically experience a G-force of 7. One newspaper declared the Flip Flap and another coaster called the Loop the Loop "the unholy terrors of the beach."

That's just the beginning. Read the disturbing ways amusement parks of the past were dangerous, offensive, cruel, and depressing at Mental Floss.


The Creepiest MythBusters Prop Ever



The props from the TV show MythBusters are going up for auction! Proceeds will benefit the Grant Imahara STEAM Foundation. Meanwhile, Adam Savage introduces us to the creepiest MythBusters prop ever, designed and built by Imahara. -via reddit


This Is Why Men Don’t Understand What Women Find Attractive



When men try to select an attractive picture of themselves for a dating profile, they sometimes end up sabotaging themselves. Here's an explanation that will make woman go "duh," but might be useful for men. See, men are visual  creatures, and assume that women are, too. Yeah, not so much. When men look at a woman's dating profile, they want to see someone attractive. When women look at a picture, they try to glean information about that person from what they see. An example is a fellow who posted pictures of his muscular physique, but found more success when he covered up.   

Dr Claire Hart is Associate Professor of Social and Personality Psychology at the University of Southampton. She suggests that women aren’t judging the content of these photos, but their implications instead. “Research suggests that women (and indeed men) find well proportioned muscular men more attractive. Based on our ancestral past, signs of physical strength would be linked with an increased chance of survival,” she explains.

“[But] without knowing much else about that person other than what is presented on their dating profile, you may make certain attributes about them which negatively impacts their desirability,” she continues. “For example, how much time do they devote to maintaining their musculature body? Would they do this at the expense of spending time with you? Do they have narcissistic tendencies? You might not stop to find out.”

In other words, how a man chooses to present himself in a picture means more than his basic attractiveness. At least for the most part. Read more about this phenomenon at Refinery29. -via Digg


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