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Victor Mature, the First Hollywood Hunk

Neatorama presents a guest post from actor, comedian, and voiceover artist Eddie Deezen. Visit Eddie at his website.

On August 4, 1999, Victor Mature died at age 86 in Rancho Santa Fe, California. He was the first male Hollywood star to be dubbed a "hunk." The term "hunk" was a direct response to the many years where actresses and starlets had been asked to display their charms. This was referred to as "showing some cheesecake." You can see this in many old films from the '30s and '40s, where the leading lady will be asked to lift up her skirts a little, so the reporters can see a "little cheesecake."

The term "cheesecake" referred to a woman (an actress or model) showing her legs off, much to the delight of male photographers and spectators present, who would whistle and make sly "guy comments." This practice is not used anymore, except in satire. Political correctness, of course, set in as well as the much more revealing clothing worn by countless women we see not only in movies and TV, but also in society at large.

After many years, it was realized that there was no male counterpart to "cheesecake." Hence, the "hunk" …of beefcake. In a much cruder comparison, the term "hunk" was also thought to counteract its feminine counterpart: a cute girl = a "piece." The term "hunk" probably is more a derivation of "piece" than anything else. Interestingly, the term "cheesecake" seems now to be dated and almost archaic, but both "hunk" and "piece" are still going strong in the vernacular for men and women, respectively.

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Four Crazy Ways to Cook Your Turkey Using NASA Equipment

Those crazy rocket scientists! They have tons of very expensive high-tech equipment and what do they do? No they didn't cook turkeys with it, but they could if they needed to. Gizmodo asked NASA engineers how they would go about using their work machinery to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, and they came up with four rather strange methods. Read about each one, illustrated. Then when you're stuck on planet X over the holidays, you'll know what to do. Link

(Image credit: Josh McKible)


Dog and Duckling Play Fetch

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To be honest, the dog is fetching. The duck is just along for the ride! -via Arbroath


Thanksgivings Past

Some Thanksgiving traditions have been around forever, others change over time. The plucking of the turkey is one we are glad to see die out! See how Thanksgiving was celebrated in years past in a collection of photographs from the Library of Congress, in a collection at mental_floss. Link


What's on the Menu for Thanksgiving?

College Humor serves it up with a dash of honestly. Many of these are family traditions, after all. Link -via The Chive


Posable Kitten

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This one's even awake! Aww, sweet kitty, he's so young he doesn't even realize he's an action figure. -via Daily Picks and Flicks


Illusion of Choice

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Marquese Scott (Nonstop) and his crew, Dragon House, demonstrate mad skills in the backyard. -via Daily Picks and Flicks

Previously: more of Nonstop's danced videos.


Thanksgiving Dos and Don'ts from the Movies

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Contains NSFW language. Today's supercut from Flavorwire shows you how many ways you can screw up a Thanksgiving holiday. Whatever can go wrong has been covered on film at one time or another. There are 16 movies represented; most aren't centered around Thanksgiving, but watching this is like seeing them all over again. Link


Christmas Dinner in a Can

I'm not sure whether this is ingenious or just sad. For just $9.59, you can get a complete Christmas dinner in a "HotCan," which heats itself.

When it’s time for your festive feast, simply remove the rubber cap, pierce the holes, open the insulated can and try not to drool on yourself as a totally safe exothermic reaction heats up your Christmas chow in about 12 minutes. We’ve heard of convenience food but this is ridiculous. Mmm…Turkey casserole with all the trimmings.

To be fair, the HotCans come in several varieties, and are marketed toward wilderness campers. And you don't have to wait until Christmas day to eat it. Link


Carol of the Balls

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NBA players give us a performance of musical basketballs in this ad. Get ready to hear this song a few times a day for the next five weeks. -via Daily of the Day


Radi-Aid

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Africans are banding together to help their brothers and sisters in Norway. The goal is to send radiators to those poor cold Norwegians, and spread the warmth of global brotherhood. The theme song is performed by an all-star group called Africa for Norway. Link -via Everlasting Blort


A David Lynch Thanksgiving

Surrealist filmmaker David Lynch must have plans for the Thanksgiving holiday, and we would guess those would be odd plans. Ann Friedman charted her assumptions in a pie chart. Mmmm, pie. Link -via Nag on the Lake


Pikachu and the Paper Ball

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One-month-old Pikachu is playing with a wad of paper. It's the simple things that make life worthwhile. -via Buzzfeed


Habanera

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ZIC ZAZOU is a group of nine musicians who play shop tools, toys, furniture, bottles and homemade instruments. They play them really well, too! This is Bizet's "Habanera" from the opera Carmen. Much more melodic than basketballs! -via Metafilter


7 Overlooked Thanksgiving Rituals

The Thanksgiving traditions that get all the press are the turkey and other foods, football, Macy's parade, and Christmas shopping. The authors of first major sociological study of Thanksgiving, published 21 years ago in the Journal of Consumer Research, identified those other traditions that everyone recognizes, but didn't realize that so many other families do the same things. For example:

2. The forgetting of the ingredient

Oh no! I forgot to put the evaporated milk in the pumpkin pie! As the authors of the Thanksgiving study state, “since there is no written liturgy to insure exact replication each year, sometimes things are forgotten.” In the ritual pattern, the forgetting is followed by lamentation, reassurance, acceptance, and the restoration of comfortable stability. It reinforces the themes of abundance (we’ve got plenty even if not everything works out) and family togetherness (we can overcome obstacles).

Oh yeah, that happens every year at my house. So do the other six traditions you can read about at mental_floss. Link

(Image credit: Flickr user TheCulinaryGeek)


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