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Forty Years, One Sweater Vest

Dale Irby recently retired after 40 years as a physical education teacher at Prestonwood Elementary in Dallas, Texas. Normally, this would only be news to those who knew the popular teacher. But Irby has the distinction of posing for his school portrait every one of those 40 years in the same clothing!

It began as an accident — a product of his sparse wardrobe back in the day.

“I was so embarrassed when I got the school pictures back that second year and realized I had worn the very same thing as the first year,” said Dale, 63.

But his wife, Cathy, dared him to do it a third year. Then Dale thought five would be funny. “After five pictures,” he said, “it was like: ‘Why stop?’”

After the first few years, Irby only pulled the 1970s shirt and vest out for picture day and put them back for the next year. You can see all forty pictures in a gallery and a video at the Dallas Morning News. Link  -via Uproxx


The American Way of Birth, Costliest in the World

Giving birth to a baby in the United States is more expensive than anywhere else in the world. If you don't have health insurance, you'll be on the hook for the billed amount, which is much higher than insurance companies' negotiated prices. If you have health insurance, there's good chance it doesn't cover maternity costs. And even if it does, many services expectant mothers receive are often deemed unnecessary expenses by the insurance company -and therefore not covered. On the up side, a woman who finds out she is pregnant has time to shop around for the best deals… that is, if she knows that certain services are optional, and even then getting an estimate can be difficult. Renée Martin has insurance through her work, but it does not cover maternity expenses.

When she became pregnant, Ms. Martin called her local hospital inquiring about the price of maternity care; the finance office at first said it did not know, and then gave her a range of $4,000 to $45,000. “It was unreal,” Ms. Martin said. “I was like, How could you not know this? You’re a hospital.”

Midway through her pregnancy, she fought for a deep discount on a $935 bill for an ultrasound, arguing that she had already paid a radiologist $256 to read the scan, which took only 20 minutes of a technician’s time using a machine that had been bought years ago. She ended up paying $655. “I feel like I’m in a used-car lot,” said Ms. Martin, a former art gallery manager who is starting graduate school in the fall.

Even with insurance, out-of-pocket expenses for childbirth have quadrupled in the past ten years. One of the reasons is that instead of a flat fee, maternity services are individually billed, often by many providers. Chris Sullivan and his wife bought a package deal for maternity care from the hospital for $4,000.

The couple knew that price did not cover extras like amniocentesis, a test for genetic defects, or an epidural during labor. So when the obstetrician suggested an additional fetal heart scan to check for abnormalities, they were careful to ask about price and got an estimate of $265. Performed by a specialist from the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, it took 30 minutes and showed no problems — but generated a bill of $2,775.

“All of a sudden I have a bill that’s as much as I make in a month, and is more than 10 times what I’d been quoted,” Mr. Sullivan said. “I don’t know how I could have been a better consumer, I asked for a quote. Then I get this six-part bill.” After months of disputing the large discrepancy between the estimate and the bill, the hospital honored the estimate.  

The New York Times has an extensive article about the soaring cost of maternity care, the lack of insurance coverage for much of it, and how the U.S. compares to other developed nations in the way it charges new parents for delivering a baby. Link  -via Digg


Are They Canadian?

Happy Canada Day! In honor of the occasion, mental_floss brings us a celebrity quiz in which you must identify who was born in Canada and who was not. And this quiz doesn't have the easily-identified Canadians like Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, and Dan Aykroyd. I scored horribly, only 58%. You will do better! Link

(Image credit: Flickr user Ian Muttoo)


How Big is the Ocean?

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How big is the ocean? It's really big! You know it covers more of the Earth's surface than land does, but the exact proportions may surprise you. We don't much about how really vast it is, because we don't live there. But most of Earth's living things do! Scott Glass makes it all real in the TED-Ed video. -via the Presurfer


Andy Martin's Planets

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Artist and animator Andy Martin draws an alien every day. In January, he began to populate Planet One. By the end of every month, he has a planet full of strange creatures, accompanied by an illustration of a the planet and a video. Now he has completed Planet Six, which means he is halfway through the year-long project! You can see Martin's daily aliens on his Tumblr blog, Handymartian's Illustrated Aliens, and get the recap of each previous planet on the Andy Martin blog. Link -Thanks, Andy!   


Swedish Fox Rescued from Pipe

A young fox became stuck in an underground plastic pipe at a construction site in Karlstad, Sweden. The smallest of the responding rescue crew, firefighter Therese Jonasson, went into the pipe head first. She grabbed the fox with a blanket and was hauled out by fellow firefighters. The fox was released and ran into the forest. Link (with video)


Fun with a Doomed Beard

If you're going to shave your beard off anyway, why not have some fun with it first? Redditor Bartlebad braided it, bleached it, dyed it pink and purple, set it on fire, and cut off various parts to see what it looked like in the process of taking it all off, with photographic evidence of each step. Link


The Unipiper Does Game of Thrones

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Our old friend Brian Kidd, better known as the Unipiper, caught the Game of Thrones bug! In this video, he's a fire-breathing dragon playing the show's theme song while riding his unicycle. Well, could you do that? -Thanks, Brian!

See also: more Unipiper performances.


Lawyer Cop MD

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Reality TV uses the method of pulling buzzwords out of a hat and combining them to come up with new shows. Network TV is more likely to recombine scenarios that have worked in the past. The show Lawyer Cop MD is a sure hit! from Funny or Die. -via Viral Viral Videos


Dresses as Ghostly Figures

Artist Meg Cowell has a new photo series entitled To The Surface in which she captures images of women's clothing floating in water, on a background of black velvet. The suspended dresses have a beautiful ghostly appearance. The series will be on exhibit at the Dickerson Gallery in Sydney in July. See more of them at Flavorwire. Link -via Nag on the Lake


Are You Breaking the Law?

That's right -patriotic Canadians will not hoard food! If you do, the police won't come after you -at least not today. During World War I, you could be levied with a stiff fine or even prison time. This is one of 14 Wonderful Vintage Canadian Propaganda Posters posted at mental_floss, where they've kicked off a one-and-a-half day celebration of Canada Day with post after post on Canada. Link


How to Write a Crank Letter

The following is an article from The Annals of Improbable Research.

by Marc Abrahams, Improbable Research staff

Recently we received a crank letter that sets the standard for how to write a good one. Like every science-related journal, the Annals of Improbable Research receives a sufficiency of crank letters. This one begins by saying:

Gentlemen:

Attached idea came to me while thinking about how one might explain that the equation....

Honoring the tradition of the genre, the entire equation-and-symbol-packed middle portion is either impossible to follow, or irrelevant. Six pages later, it ends with a cheery:

Maybe you are interested in this subject too -- maybe not.

Enjoy!
Anonymous

Neither the letter nor its envelope gives a return address. That absence of contact information, combined with the explicit “Anonymous” signature, is a mark of thoughtfulness and kindness. One can hope, wistfully, that other cranks will emulate it.

If you are a scientist or if you write about scientists, cranks send you lots of mail. In the November, 1951 issue of The Scientific Monthly, philosophy Professor Laurence J. Lafleur of Florida State University wrote an essay that, in ensuing decades, became the quasi-official standard for how to recognize a crank letter. Professor Lafleur was ticked off at the clamorous attention given to Immanuel Velikovsky, whose ingeniously cranky, best-selling book Worlds in Collision was inspiring cranks everywhere to ratchet up their epistolary production. Velikovsky’s popularity so enraged certain scientists that they, too, began acting like cranks.

Professor Lafleur recommended a set of spot-the-loony guidelines. This elicited a reply, also published in The Scientific Monthly, from a Mr. Alan O. Kelly of Carlsbad, California. Mr. Kelly titled his letter “A Crank’s Eye View.” Though now little-known, Mr. Kelly is perhaps the philosopher-king of cranks. Here are some of his thoughts:

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Why Mace Windu Had a Purple Light Saber

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Mainly because Samuel L. Jackson said so. He explains how he came to use a purple light saber in the Star Wars prequels when he appeared on The Graham Norton Show. Since this is Samuel L. Jackson on the BBC, you can expect NSFW language. -via Tastefully Offensive   


The Cake is a Punch Line

Steph sent this story to Cake Wrecks. When her son wanted a cake to celebrate his half-birthday, she told him he could have half a cake. Then she talked to an unnamed person at an unnamed bakery.

"Think you could make me a half a cake?"

"Well, nooo, 'cause then we'd like, have to throw away the other half."

"Well, it'll be special order so you can just make one cake layer, right? And then cut it in half and stack it. Like a layer cake!"

"I don't know what you mean."

{{ repeats previous statements with hand motions }}

"Ok, like, I have no idea what you're wanting here."

"Look, just bake one round cake, cut it in half and stick the two sides together for a layer cake. Makes half a cake."

"I think that'll be really messy."

"Sure. Ok, just... Whatever. Do what you've gotta do."

The picture here is an example of how most bakeries sell half a cake, even though most don't cut a written message in half. This is not what Steph got. See the result of her request at Cake Wrecks. Link


Time Capsule of Chevrolets

The Lambrecht Chevrolet Company sold cars in Pierce, Nebraska for 50 years, and then owners Ray and Mildred Lambrecht retired in 1996. Only now are they disposing of the remaining inventory, which has been sitting untouched. Jeannie Lambrecht Stillwell tells the story behind these cars, of her parents and the dealership they nurtured for 50 years. The ending:

The decision to auction the inventory of Lambrecht Chevrolet Company was a difficult and painful one. The collection of over 500 true survivor vehicles comprise a lifetime of hard work, tears, and joy for both of my parents. The dealership today is a virtual time capsule that will be opened and all contents will be sold at auction. The inventory of the dealership’s vehicles includes many new cars with original MSO’s as well as hundreds of rare 50’s and 60’s Chevys ideal for restoration projects. Looking back at the history of Lambrecht Chevrolet, my parents have no regrets, and are proud of the thousands of new cars and trucks they sold to many generations of happy customers. They hope that these rare collectible vehicles will now be the source of joy and inspiration for car enthusiasts everywhere.

VanDerBrink Auctions, LLC is honored to offer this Time Capsule of Chevrolets. It's amazing. A 1956 Chevrolet Cameo PIckup with less than 10 miles on MSO, a 1963 Chevrolet IMpala with less than 10 miles on MSO, and the list goes on including many from the 1950's, 60's including TRi-Fives, Chevelles, IMpalas, and more. There is also an assortment of cars that were Trades and were parked away and not sold.

Shown here is a 1978 Corvette that has five miles on the odometer. It's dusty, but mint! The auction is September 28. Link -via Metafilter

See a video, too. Link


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