Marvin, it is in the first sentence. And in the quote below it.

You're no idiot -that happens a LOT since it's really an audio joke. But a delayed reaction joke is still a joke!

I found out something interesting while posting this. If you Google "Arbroath", the blog Nothing to Do with Arbroath comes up first, before the town!

One person's hypocrisy is another person's old joke. I stole it from Yogi Berra.

You'll find some updates at reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/evz04/homeless_man_wgolden_radio_voice_in_columbus_oh/

Do you ever get the feeling no one reads these things?

Well, I should have made it clear in the blurb WHY this is so neat.

Wow! Thanks to all who are contributing translations! It makes this project all the more enjoyable.

Did you read the linked article?

"Instead, the researchers found that surface variations in chitin filtered out the iridescence. Remaining colors proved to be stable, and were visible from almost any angle. They differed consistently between species and sex."

It does a whole page, but you can't see all of it at once. There's a scroll bar to the right.

This is the photo I was talking about.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/misscellania/5320623454/

Wow, really? They didn't ask me for any personal information. I wouldn't have given them any if they did.

Haha! Really? Did no one think that the creatures that lived in the lake might like cheese, too?

Bill, the basic factor in most humor is incongruity. We laugh when things turn out to be different from what we expect. In this case, the story starts off as a romance, then turns into a cliff-hanger (literally), then all the sudden the result turns on the fact that the man is bald. That is incongruous; therefore liable to elicit a humorous reaction in the audience.

Of course, only if the audience is open to the experience. I'm very sorry you didn't find it funny, and I apologize for wasting 35 seconds of your time.

What does a mouse sing?

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=695OjkGWk-M