The last bank I tried to get a mortgage from led me on to the tune of several hundred dollars in closing costs, assuring me that the loan would be approved. Then they got cold feet because I am self-employed. They finally required me to lie to the IRS (of course, they never used that word) in order to fulfill my end of the application process. I wouldn't do it, so they left me hanging.
Selling the house is difficult even when there is no mortgage or financial obligation. I've been trying to sell one for three years now. That's what the market crash really means.
At the linked article, it says there are four raccoons in the litter. And they did not exterminate them, but put them on the roof so the mother could find and take them somewhere else.
I deleted the last two comments. The long one was copypasta; the same rant is left in comments all over the web. The short one was a personal attack on the copypasta commenter, which is not allowed here. Play nice, and I will try to keep the spam under control.
hmm... that would make sense that the characters would be an allergic reaction to the embossed part of the the sheets, but the writing should be backwards if that were the case. Can anyone tell the characters from the picture?
Then you have to factor in how much TP is wasted in papering trees, decorating parade floats, dropped in the water by the roll, and shredded by lonely housecats.
Well, women use more than men. And what kind you use makes a big difference. If you buy the cheapest paper in the store, you end up using a lot more squares than if you buy the pricy brands.
No, that bank has no morals whatsoever.
And some of us use it to blow our noses.
http://youtu.be/8gr4FgpPVoQ
Also, Abby Crutchfield did the monolog:
http://www.cynical-c.com/2011/05/16/a-three-toed-sloth-crosses-the-road/#comment-1217292
I can't see how this could be a repost, since its from the June 2010 issue.