Neatonazis. I will have to remember that one.

May I remind everyone that Neatorama is not a government entity. The U.S. constitution says the government will not abridge free speech, but that's the government.

Neatorama is more like a big house where the homeowner invites all his friends in for a party. If you throw a fit and start a fight with another guest, the homeowner will tell you to behave, or throw you out if you don't heed the warning.

If you were thrown out of a private home for starting a fight, the police aren't going to listen to your free speech argument. You are free to say what you want on your own blog. In fact, you are free to contribute to the conversation here, but we have a rule against attacking other commenters. That's just the way it is.

John! Where's the pun? These are in-bread cats!

Also: Nekopan.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/catbread-nekopan

It would never occur to me that anyone would ask a child who they didn't already know. And where did "randomly" come from?

My kids would tell you something just as confusing as Nisheisha, and assume they were making perfect sense.

Choggie, I would imagine he was quite off balance before the castration. But it's still a good joke!

Because it's an effect that is cheap and simple to do -just put a man in a hairy suit.

That's not going to be enough coffee for the two preceding posts.

AntDude, I think you've cut off part of the URL. But the link in the post works for me.

Remember, as you go through life, you should always find time to stop and eat the roses.

Bran, when you jump to conclusions, you sometimes miss the humor along the way.

At the site, you can select a poster and go to a page that explains and links the meme.

Not me! That's a quote from Cake Wrecks.

Why would anyone WANT to play it? Impressively fast with a broad range, but aesthetically unpleasing. Fine for testing machines.

Ah, there's a new passive-aggressive term for faint praise. "Fine for testing machines."

If I ever produced a video this funny, you can guarantee that I would promote my own website on it.

But even though my own children mispronounced words in the same funny way, I wouldn't put them on the internet doing it. They grow up too fast.

This is from an established mommyblogger with a good-sized following. I entertained the idea that this story is probably embellished and/or exaggerated, but probably has a grain of truth. And even if it is totally fake, I wouldn't care much, because it's still funny.

Anyway, she posted a followup in which she invites parents to share the odd names their kids give to toys, and has over 100 comments.

http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2012/02/as-usual-just-when-i-think-im-sort-of.html

Ha! I knew there would be typos (because I can't type), but I'm glad this one is at least funny!

"First heartless man"? Ha! I could introduce you to some guys from my past, but it wouldn't be pleasant.