I wish Spock was here to tell us either the answer, or to eloquently inform us as to why the puzzle itself is ILLOGICAL.

I've had the rhetorical conversation before about color. Orange was the subject, and what if I perceive "orange" the way you perceive "green" and it Always boils down to empty rhetoric.

soberdrunk-
What about knowing what's yes and what's no? And where do you get the part about asking as many questions as you like?

I'm sure the riddle involves the tossing of the coin somehow.

Baskerville old Face-

It's elementary, Watson.

neat addendum, nacho.

ugh, spam filter must not have liked "foot"

My daughter and I play Foot, Cockroach, Nuclear Bomb.

Bomb kills foot, Foot kills cockroach, but Cockroach survives nuke.

LOL @ random Amber Lamps reference. :P

The personalization, the attention to detail, the sheer elegance of it all - inspiring, to say the least.

In Soviet Russia, meme spreads YOU.

Wow, what a great guy. :)

Fixed, whoops.

Or maybe the Joshua factor goes much deeper. Maybe Joshua was the reason for the tape in the first place; ya never know with these guys named Joshua. Maybe the bird's actually a stool pigeon. [darts down the alleyway]

Fantastic.

Forget signs, we need to teach people to be like Mitch Rapp, and learn to instinctively know where all exits are at all times.

I think the brilliance of 5 Second Films is in showcasing the power of editing. The good ones (and there are lots) tell a mini-story in five seconds. That's what I love about editing. And Late for Work was the best here.