Haters will hate. It's supposed to be an awesome take on Barbarella, folks.
Maybe we should have a NeatoMuhammed contest.

Delightfully weird.

Ms. Gaus reminds me of Charlize Theron's defeatist character in The Road, and I say clean. Clean them and do whatever else is necessary.

I was going to say something, as I found out a week ago, and wondered if John was withholding because that's how Feringi's do things in public. What a great two-fer we got here. Sophia and Lydia. I wonder if they'll grow up together.

Yeah as opposed to my apartment managers when I complained that Phoenix caterpillars were getting into the ducts, and then dropping into my apartment. Sometimes I'd come home and find them bloodied and dying on my linoleum, other times I'd find them on my chest as I awakened, eating away. Creepy indeed! And yes, not the same as these in Essex,ha these are kinda neat.

Chuck Klosterman would love/hate this.

"The tent of the eastern tent caterpillar is among the largest built by any tent caterpillar."

Uh-uh, no way. Westide, beeyotch!

Congrats Stacy! Lydia is a beautiful name!

RE: that fisheye shot at the end:

Maverick!

DG's right. If you're near power poles, you're not really lost. Follow the breadcrumbs.

Now you can still look cool while NOT screaming "Gooooaaalll!"

Great story, but I'd like to nominate the title for a slot in Best Post Title of the Year. ;)

I think it's sweet.

"Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig..."

Great editing. Reminds me of the dogs decorating a Christmas tree from a couple of years ago.