"to add some morbid humor to this bizarre turn of events, one of the officers on the scene poured a half-empty water bottle on the poor creature... Maybe in hopes of magically reviving it..."
I'm almost done with Christopher Moore's Fluke, and this is really weird to me. I have to wonder if it used to have a tail that had "Bite Me" written on it.
haha on the car salesmen. For once they get put in their place...no different than the 7/11 guy who has to count out $7.89 in pennies when that oh-so-special customer shows up.
What a dick.
Wow that was easy. and stupid.