No, I'm not referring to that gentle, romantic ballad by Aerosmith. This is an older and true story set during World War II. Paul Wilson shares the story of how he met the love of his life while she was working as an elevator operator in Wichita, Kansas. It's a sweet How I Met Your Mother story that he tells his daughter.

The recording is part of an interview conducted as part of NPR's StoryCorps project. This ongoing enterprise encourages people to interview each other, especially older friends and relatives, and share those stories. StoryCorps has excellent resources to help you participate so that we can document the lives of people dear to us.

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The great J.K. Rowling is thoroughly English, having been born and raised in Glouchester and educated in western England. But let's imagine if she originated north of Hadrian's Wall. What would a Scottish Harry Potter sound like?

Voice actor Richard Crossman is actually Canadian, but can speak French, German, Italian, Russian, and Welsh and perform many English dialects. In his narration of Matthew Fitt's version of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, he speaks Scottish-accented English. Or a sort of English.

Soundcloud has a selection from the first chapter when Dumbledore appears. Crossman renders the great wizard as Albus Dumbydykes. Minerva McGonagall, though, keeps her proper name.

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Instagram user @di_vsn jokes, "What do you bring to the table?"

To this, model Sarah Dahll answers, "I am the table" and walks away.

The luxurious skirt that she wore to the dinner party in Copenhagen was sewn into the tablecloth on which food was served. When it was time to leave, she presented herself to the audience and then confidently strode out of the hall.

And that is how you make an exit.

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I mention that because Geert Chatrou says that although, "it's very difficult to be sad and whistle," he can do it.

That's a very good argument in favor of whistling as a practice. 

Geert Chatrou (warning: autoplay music) has thrice won the world championships (2004, 2005, 2008) for whistling. He's given solo performances, but has also accompanied jazz combos and classical orchestras. Lately, Chatrou has been performing with Cirque du Soleil.

Chatrou can also play the flute and recorder but, as you can see, the human mouth is his ideal instrument. With it, especially the throat, he can replicate masterpieces such as Duke Ellington's In a Sentimental Mood and Debussy's Clair de Lune.

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Sora News 24 encountered a rumor that a particular plot of land in the city of Nagasaki was Russian territory. It sent a reporter to investigate and found a clump of abandoned shacks. What was the purpose of this place?

It turns out that the imperial government of Japan gave it to, well, the imperial government of Russia in 1875, when the Russians wanted a consulate in Nagasaki to promote their business interests. Thirty years later, there was some unpleasantness between the two nations, but the block remained in use by Russia until the fall of the Tsar in 1917. Then it was abandoned.

In 1987, the Soviet Union wanted to make use of the area and Japan granted Moscow extraterritorial control of it. Nothing came of the grant, though, and the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. The Japanese government recognized Russia as the legitimate successor of the Soviet Union and, in 1994, the Russian ambassador to Japan had a sign placed on a wall in the plot asserting Russian control.

Sora News 24, though, found only one inhabitant--a cat.

This new emergency service in Wales offers another way to quickly reach people in need of immediate medical attention. The Great North Air Ambulance Service, in addition to operating helicopters, now has a jet suit and paramedics trained in its use.

Would you call this "breaking the fourth wall"? This image definitely pops out to the audience in a novel way.

Andrew Scott, an artist in Rochester, New York, has a new series of images titled Breakthrough. They show the subjects literally breaking through the glass cover for the prints in which they reside. Scott accomplishes this with his finishing touch for each print: tapping on the glass with a steel point at the visual point of image. It's an amusing and fresh way to engage the audience.

Scott sells these prints, which are completely safe and durable: he covers the broken layer of glass with an additional layer.

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Outsiders like to make fun of us Texans when harsh winter storms blow in. As much as it pains me to admit it, our reactions or overreactions to snow and ice can be embarrassing at times.

But getting out the fanboat and taking it out for the daily commute is nothing but a proud demonstration of Texans' ability to adapt to the ever-changing weather conditions. When northern Texas was hit with ice and sleet that froze over the roads, one Texan in the town of Princeton, which is northeast of Dallas, hit the road in his boat and skillfully navigated it through traffic.

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— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) January 31, 2023

Sometimes they're called ripped jeans and sometimes they're called distressed jeans. Either way, there's apparently money in tearing these clothes up. This aesthetic principle does not apply to other articles of clothing, such as overalls and suit jackets. To have ripped up jeans is a sign of refinement.

Artist and art director Pablo Rochat is offering a new way to tear your jeans. This will no doubt be the look for the new season. All you need is a cat and a laser pointer. You can actually do fairly precise work if your aim with the laser pointer is precise.

THE GRAY MAN: LA

Pre-drinks, anyone? 🍃🫖

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— Regé-Jean Page (@regejean) July 14, 2022

Bridgerton is a British television series set in the Regency Era. Regé-Jean Page was one of the stars of that show and, apparently, the most handsome man in the world.

The New York Post reports that this is the finding of a British plastic surgeon named Dr. Julian De Silva. He calculated the handsomeness of famous men using the Golden Ratio, which establishes a proportion of facial features of 1 to 1.618. Page is within 93.65% of compliance with that standard.

Following him were actors Chris Hemsworth, who scored as 93.53%, and Michael B. Jordan with 93.46%. According to Dr. De Silvia, it was Page's perfect lips which secured him the #1 position.

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The AP Stylebook's Twitter account, in addition to creating writing standards often used in journalism, spends its time telling people what they should and should not think and say. In a recent now-deleted tweet, it urged people to avoid a particular type of phrasing that it regards as dehumanizing--describing people with a label preceded by the definite article.

Do not, it emphasizes derisively describe any person as belonging to some unfortunate class of people, such as "the poor, the mentally, ill, the French...."

The Embassy of the...uh, I mean, the Embassy of France to the United States is taking it fairly well:

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Core 77 shares with us a fascinating development by NVIDIA, a graphics and artificial intelligence company.

Let's say that you're in a long virtual meeting with someone and would like to pretend to be paying attention to that person. Just occasionally nodding saying "uh huh" every 30 seconds isn't enough. People expect that you will maintain eye contact through the webcam in order to convincingly feign interest.

INVIDIA has developed an AI-based filter that will automatically present the eyes on display as directed at the camera. In addition to creating the appearance of attentiveness, it's useful when people are reading off of a script, such as a teleprompter, but wish to look their audiences directly in the eye.

Image: INVIDIA

How does one measure the size of asteroids? The Jerusalem Post is using a pug as a basic unit. If you stack 100 pugs together with paws on shoulders, then two particular asteroids are 100 pugs in width.

NASA's Center for Near-Earth Object Studies warns that these two pugalicous asteroids, which are named 2019 BO2 and 2019 BZ4, will pass by Earth on Tuesday. BZ4 is traveling at approximately 36,261 MPH.

By my calculations, this is about 1,727 to 4,029 times faster than a pug can run. If this particular asteroid would ram the Earth at full speed, it would probably be an adorable apocalypse.

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If you're young and broke and living in the city, do you really need a shower? I mean, occasionally, you should take a shower. But do you need an apartment that has its own shower?

Sora News 24 reports that increasing numbers of young residents in Tokyo are deliberately choosing apartments that are so inexpensive that they don't have a shower, then making use of one of the city's declining number of sentos--public bathhouses.

There's a risk involved: sentos aren't open 24 hours a day and the average cost of a single use is about 500 yen ($3.86 USD). But this option is popular enough that there's now a website that specializes in helping people find apartments without baths within a short walking distance of a sento.

Photo: Pakutso

St. Peter Stiftskulinarium in Salzburg, Austria was originally founded as a monastery, not an eatery, during the Seventh Century A.D. In 803, Bishop Arno of Salzburg reported dining there. So we can say that this establishment has been serving food to visitors for over 1,200 years.

Now, though, unlike Bishop Arno, you have to pay for your food. Moss and Fog describes and provides photos of this beautiful mixture of medieval architecture and modern fine dining.

Christopher Columbus himself might have eaten here. In 1783, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart ate here with his family. You can have a similar experience and enjoy classical and modern Austrian cuisine at the restaurant. There’s also a Mozart-themed banquet that features live music while you eat.

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