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Adorable Star Wars Bassinet



In my family's possession is a lovely heirloom bassinet that has been in use since at least 1939. My father and his brothers used it as babies and so did I. So it was a joy to place my daughters in it during their first weeks.

Dorian and Lynn have a similar bassinet that has been around for 40 years. They reupholstered it with Star Wars-themed fabric. You can see more pictures of it at the link.

Link | Photo: Rebel Belle Weddings

Baby's First Lightsaber Duel


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Bradley W. Lewis, builder of lightsabers, presented his baby girl with one. She cackled diabolically and attacked her father with it. This was their battle.

It was inevitable. Some children just hop over to the dark side without hesitation.

-via The Mary Sue | Lewis's Website

Crib Turned into a Desk



Eventually, it's time for the tyke to move from a crib to a bed. What do you do with the crib then? The parents at the A Little Learning for Two blog turned theirs into a desk. They used chalkboard paint (a thing which apparently exists) to create a chalkboard for their kids to enjoy. Clever!

Link -via Craft

Gadget Reminds You When You've Left a Kid in the Back of the Car



The ChildMinder consists of two parts: a pad that attaches to the car seat and an alarm that attaches to your key ring. When there is pressure on the pad and the two are separated by more than fifteen feet, an alarm sounds.

Andrew Liszewski came across this gadget and says, "if you need to be reminded your baby is in the car, you probably shouldn't have kids." But commenter Tech-Ninja summarizes my thoughts well:

As a parent of a one-year old and having just made my way to the other side of a very-long and sleep deprived year; I can understand the need for this. You are not the same sane-thinking, all knowing person you were before you have kids.

No, I have never left my kid in the car, but mostly because I worry about this kind of [redacted--ed.] all the time.


Me, too. There are horror stories that you can look up on the Internet, but be prepared to have nightmares all night if you read them. Suffice it to say that when you become a parent, you become paranoid about infinitesimally small probabilities. Better to have everything in a baby's life set to fail-safe instead of fail-deadly.

Link -via Gizmodo | Photo: Baby Alert International

How to Make an AT-AT from Empty Diaper Boxes



You can never start too early raising your children in the geeky ways. For example, I am trying to teach my 3-year old the Ninth Rule of Acquisition as the starting point of her formal education.

Kelly McQuinlan of Offbeat Mama is engaging in similar child rearing. She made a model AT-AT. Her Rebel Alliance son promptly destroyed it in what I assume is a Hoth-like nursery. No doubt this is only a temporary setback and the rebellion will soon be crushed.

Would you like to make your own diaper box AT-AT? You can find her instructions at the link.

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An Infant Hammock Built for Air Travel



The FlyeBaby is a hammock that wraps around the tray of a jetliner seat. It has a five point harness built in to secure the child in place during the flight. Basically, it's a way to hold an infant in your lap during a flight that is comfortable for both the baby and the caregiver.

My only concern is that the design relies upon the plastic lock of the table holding up a lot of weight. If I understand the design correctly, if the lock breaks, the baby would fall to the floor.

What do you think?

https://flyebaby.com/ -via Gizmodo

Diaper Changing Gadget Sucks the Stink out of the Air


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Chemical engineers at Kanto Gakuin University in Japan have developed a new type of charcoal that, when used in their machine, removes the odor of dirty diapers from the air.

Now this is obviously intended for use on adults in hospitals and nursing homes, but the researchers have also designed a home use model that could come in handy for the real stinkers that babies can leave.

But honestly, I've never had a problem changing dirty diapers. It's cleaning dirty potties that makes me nauseous.

Link -via Gizmodo

The Legend of Zelda Nursery


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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this nursery. Cole Bradburn wanted his child to grow up inspired and emboldened. That's why he decorated the whole nursery with images from The Legend of Zelda:

As soon as I found out we were having a child, I knew I wanted their room to inspire adventure, creativity, and exploration. Having a place to like that to grow up in would be amazing!

When I was a boy, the Legend of Zelda series embodied those values for me, and the beautiful cel-shaded art style from Wind Waker/Spirit Tracks seemed to be the perfect fit for a young hero’s room.


Link -via Kotaku

"The First Time My Daughter Told Me She Hated Me, I Bought Her a Cake"



My daughters are 3 and 2. When I come home from work, they often scream "Daddy!" and run to the door to meet me. I love it.

And I savor these moments to steel myself for the inevitable time when they grow to hate me. For Sarah Eyre's daughter, that was the tender age of 15:

We aren’t a shouting-match sort of family, but things got out of hand and culminated with my daughter storming out the door, shouting, “You’re a f-----g b---h, I hate you!” She ran up the street to her best friend’s house, leaving the gate and my jaw hanging in her wake.


Eyre devised an ingenious method for diffusing the tension. First, she called up a local bakery:

“I need to buy a cake today,” I said. “and I’d like it to read, ‘You’re a f-----g b---h, and I hate you,’ please.”

There was silence on the other end.

“Hello?” I asked.

“You’re serious?” they asked.

“Yes. Would you need a deposit? I’d need it for this afternoon.”

There was a pause. “The cakes we have ready in the case aren’t big enough for that.”

“Oh. OK. I guess just, ‘I hate you!’ would be good enough.”


How did the girl respond when her mother presented the cake? Read Eyre's description at the link.

Link -via Offbeat Mama

How to Make an Outdoor Twister Mat



Here's a great party idea for kids/the elderly! Instructables member Steve Moseley cut a circular hole in the bottom of a bucket. Then he marked out the spots for a Twister mat. Using several colors of marking paint and the bucket as a stencil, he created an outdoor Twister game.

Link -via Craft

The Greatest High School Graduation Present Ever



This young lady just graduated from high school. Her father had a special graduation present for her. It was a copy of Dr. Seuss's Oh, the Places You'll Go!...and much, much more:

But then he told me "No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up but I'm still confused. He tells me "Every year, for the past 13 years, since the day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to write a little something about you inside this book."

He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years, and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it! Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears. Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town. My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles," while my high school teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking.." But they all mention my humor and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching, nostalgic, and thoughtful.

I can't express how much I love my Dad for this labor of love.


View more pictures at the link.

Link -via The Agitator

Porsche Baby Stroller



If you're going to take your baby on the autobahn, then you'd better have a stroller up the job. Dawid Dawod designed this stroller to resemble the lines, shapes and colors of a Porsche 911.

Link -via Born Rich | Designer's Website

Teenager Makes Prom Dress out of Math Homework

Kara Koskowich of Lethbridge, Alberta made a nerdishly awesome prom dress out of her old math homework assignments. She looks different than most of the other girls, but Kara is okay with that:

“For me, it's not a big, spend your money, you have to look this nice, you have to fit into this mould of grad,” Koskowich said.

The creative teenager said she thought any dress she could construct would be more interesting – and less expensive -- than the dresses she saw in stores.

“It's supposed to look like an explosion,” Koskowich said.


Watch a video at the link in which Kara explains how she made the dress.

Link -via Oddity Central | Photo: CBC

Gun Range Offers Birthday Parties for Kids




Forget Chuck E. Cheese's. A new indoor gun range in Lewiston, Texas has two rooms that parents can rent for kids' birthday parties:

A new gun range opening this summer in Lewisville, Texas, will have two rooms available for hosting children's birthday parties. Owner David Prince tells WFAA that the Eagle Gun Range will be available for children as young as eight years old.

"The age limit is eight years old. You have to be tall enough to get above the shooting table," Prince said. "They're not gonna be left unattended. Parents are gonna be one-on-one, or if there's not enough parents we'll have range safety officers here to show them how to do it safely."


Link -via MArooned

Offshoring Pregnancy to India

Commercial surrogacy -- that's bearing a child for money -- is illegal in the United Kingdom. That's why many British women are hiring surrogates in India to bear their children:

It is estimated that 2,000 births to surrogate mothers took place in the country last year, with most experts agreeing that Britain is the biggest single source of people who want to become parents in this way. Britain may account for as many as 1,000 births last year in India. In contrast there were 100 surrogate births recorded in Britain last year. [...]

* Doctors who spoke to this newspaper told of British women who have babies through surrogates to avoid being pregnant and childbirth, raising fears of a “wombs to rent” culture;

* Women in India are being paid up to £6,000 to donate eggs and carry babies, something British women are banned from doing;


Link -via Marginal Revolution | Photo: johnny.hunter

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