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7 Couples Marry in Libraries on Valentine's Day

Libraries are, traditionally, zones throbbing with romance and sensual passions. If the fires of eros burn within you, head to your local public library.*

Fittingly, seven couples at branches of the Anne Arundel County Public Library system in Maryland married each other on Valentine's Day. WBALTV 11 News says that the library system began hosting weddings last year.

There was a mass event at three different branches of that library system on Saturday. You can see photos of the happy couples and library staff on Instagram.

-via reddit

*My wife and I met at my library and I proposed to her at her library.


Little Freeze Library

The Petosky District Library, a public library system in Petosky, Michigan, is taking advantage of winter weather to make a temporary Little Free Library.

The books are, appropriately, in zip-lock bags to protect them from moisture and, presumably, freezer burn.


Luxurious Home in a Decommissioned Grain Elevator

Sabin, Minnesota outside of Fargo is a sleepy town of 619 people in the heart of wheat country. By the railroad tracks is an old grain elevator. What's inside is unexpected: a luxurious 4-bedroom, 3-bathroom home. It's for sale.

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Mime Crime

CrackerMilk is a sketch comedy troupe in Brisbane, Australia. In this video, a police officer encounters mimes engaging in increasingly disturbing criminal behavior. The mean streets of Brisbane are tragically unsafe due to these monsters in face paint.

This is not surprising. Mimes are properly despised and tormented in any morally self-governing society.

Content warning: foul language.


Cappuccino Served in a Rotisserie Chicken

Is this real? I mean, it could be AI. Everything is these days.* But there's no reason why we couldn't pour a freshly-made cappuccino into a whole rotisserie chicken. Nor is there any reason why I shouldn't do it.

Right now.

NEXTA, which I gather is a news network operated by Belarusian exiles in Poland, asks "Is this a unique idea or a food perversion?" The question is a false choice.

*Did you think that "Miss Cellania" is an actual human? Did you think that "Kentucky" is a real place?


The Oldest Olympic Athlete Was This 72-Year Old Man

When I learned that the oldest member of the American Olympic team is 54 years old, I asked myself who was the oldest Olympic athlete ever.

It was Oscar Swahn, who represented Sweden at the age of 72 at the 1920 Olympics in Antwerp, Belgium. This was Swahn's third attendance, having also participated in the Olympic games in 1908 and 1912 (the 1916 games were cancelled due to an international dispute occurring during that year).

Swahn was a crack shot with a rifle. He participated in the men's double-shot 100 meter running deer event. That meant firing two shots at a moving deer-shaped target 100 yards away. In a team version of this event, Swahn won the silver medal in 1920.


The Original Drafts for Star Trek's Opening Narration

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!

These are the words that William Shatner says at the beginning of Star Trek. The rhetorical origins of these words is complex, as is the textual history.

X personality Subcommander Tal shares earlier drafts of the narration by Bob Justman, John D.F. Black, and Gene Roddenberry. They reflect different visions of what the story, originally conceived of as a "wagon train to the stars" would become. Personally, I'm glad that Captain Kirk engaged in little commercial inspection and customs enforcement.


Heroic Real-Life "Lassie" Dog Rescues Missing 3-Year Old

People in Louisville, Kentucky are calling this dog "Lassie" because they don't know his real name. Lassie fits, though, because the dog is a hero like the fictional female Collie. WLKY News reports that police searched a neighborhood for a missing 3-year old boy. The weather was cold and the boy was insufficiently dressed for it, so officers had a strong sense of urgency.

A local dog, whose ownership is uncertain, attracted the attention of one officer, who followed the dog into a home lot where a SUV was parked. The child had locked himself inside. Police freed him and took the child to safety.


Tortoise Slowly Escapes from House Fire

People magazine reports that on February 8, the home of Leo, a female sulcata tortoise, caught on fire when her heatlamp malfunctioned. Her human, Hyeri Tom, was away at a Super Bowl party when the incident took place.

Surveillance camera footage shows Leo sprinting away from the flames to safety. Neighbors noticed the fire and put it out.


Discovery: Earth-Like Exoplanet 146 Light Years Away from Us

Before you start packing, keep in mind that you will need cold weather gear. Hd 137010 B is Earth-like in the sense that Antarctica is Earth-like. Pat Brennan of NASA says that this world lies at the outer edge of the habitable zone of the star that it orbits. It's slightly larger than Earth, so perhaps the gravity is bearable.

But it's also chilly. That said, it's possible that Hd 137010 B has liquid water if it has a suitable atmosphere. 

Proposal: to encourage immigration to this new frozen world, we need a name more appealing than Hd 137010 B. Perhaps "Greenland."

-via Discovery magazine | Image: Artist's conception of Hd 137010 B by NASA


Functional Printing Presses Made of LEGO

LEGO Ideas member PrintNerd used standard LEGO pieces to make models of historical printing presses that really work. On the left is a roller-based press made of 163 pieces. On the right is a lever-operated platen press composed of 312 pieces.

These articulated designs will actually print when used with ink and paper. Like any other printing press, they transfer designs by mashing the design with controlled pressure.

Although other LEGO users use blocks and combinations thereof to engage in printmaking, these projects appear to be rare replications of actual printing machines.

-via Design Boom


The Mercedes El Camino

The El Camino is an expression of a peculiar part of the American soul. It was a coupe utility vehicle--that is a car in the front and a truck in the back. Sort of an automotive version of a mullet.

The El Camino name refers to a specific Chevrolet model, but Dodge and Ford also produced similar vehicles. But as "Coke" refers to soda generally in the more sophisticated parts of the United States, so does the El Camino refer to this entire type of car.

Jalopnik brings to our attention this custom 1981 Mercedes 280SE that has been chopped and modified into a coupe utility. This combination of European elegance and American practicality is for sale on Facebook Marketplace.


Border Dispute Between New Hampshire and Maine Inches Closer to War

Seavey's Island is an island in the mouth of the Pisquataqua River. It is within sight of the city of Portsmouth, New Hampshire. This 0.43-square mile island is the home of a US Navy base and is the focal point of a long-standing border dispute between New Hampshire and Maine.

You see, New Hampshirites see the island as their rightful territory--one occupied unlawfully by Mainer interlopers. In New Hampshire Journal, Ian Huyett says, "Maine stole our land when we weren't looking" and lays out the case for New Hampshire's irredentism.

Two days ago, the New Hampshire State House of Representatives passed a resolution reaffirming that state's claim to Seavey's Island.

So far, Governor Kelly Ayotte has not said that she would call up the New Hampshire National Guard to forcibly return Seavey's Island to New Hampshirite control. But she hasn't also said that she wouldn't.

-via Commander Salamander


Rotary Phone Lamps

Etsy seller Retrotic in Turkey takes old rotary phones and upcycles them into stylish and retrocool lamps. This 1960s classic looks like it has been thrown out of the screen from a set of Mad Men. Other rotary phone lamps, such as this one, have LEDs on the base, too, adding to the mystique.

-via Toxel


Which US President Could Best Handle First Contact with Aliens?

X user Ben Crew poses an interesting question.

My immediate thought was John Kennedy because of how he handled the Cuban Missile Crisis, which I think might be similar to first contact with aliens. It was necessary for Kennedy to be firm and project strength to deter the USSR and thereby avoid a nuclear war, but also restrain the hotheads within his administration who wished to invade Cuba and instigate a nuclear war. Kennedy's brinksmanship could be optimal for showing strength until the nature of the aliens could be determined.

For somewhat similar reasons, I'd also suggest Abraham Lincoln. His political coalition was profoundly fragile and fragmented. He had to keep to his goal to subdue the rebellion while not leading to a split within his side that could have led to a Southern victory. Lincoln knew how to listen to his advisors while not being enthralled by them.

Yes, Lincoln predated what we could call science fiction and thus would not have a mental map for alien life, but that itself could be useful because science fiction norms might lead us astray in the event of actual first contact.

Of course, Crew's question assumes that a President or even Presidents have not already experienced first contact with aliens.

-via Aelfred the Great

Previously on Neatorama: In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?


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