I have two opinions. Neither are very complimentary.
Most of what she said was needless cruelty. No one needed to be reminded about the drunk teacher. Counselors are there to help students in need, not the valedictorian. It is not the office staff's job to find scholarships.
I had similar issues with my high school, so I dropped out and entered college early. Many first rate schools do not require graduation. She could have done the same. And, in case it matters, I was in the top 1% of the class.

Good for her! (There is one point of grammar I would fix, bu this is not the place to play Grammar Nazi Expert.) Our education system is so flocked up, it doesn't need an overhaul - it needs to be torn down to the foundations and completely rebuilt.

Isu is chair in Japanese. So THIS ISU NAISU!!

he was bearly phased by security

These will be collectibles and soon people will clamor for more plastic bags!

This guy posted two more great stories since then, about Disney World and Christmas. Discussion at Metafilter.

According to the responses, the title for the movie would be either How I Met Your Mother, or Five Funerals and a Wedding.

Next up. "Why We Will Soon Throw Out Our Cell Phones."It's much cheaper to use a pay phone. Well?

That's not funny - that's sweet!

I should enter this! I am a tech geek, but I already use a flip phone all the time. Don't need a map or phone book, though- but I could sure use $1,000! And since July first is still three weeks away...

Oh, the ending!!

I live his face in these photos

Then why do I feel like I need this? LOL

It's the convenience, of course. Having a personal printer means that I don't have to run out in the middle of the night to print that one piece of paper I must have.