When will people ever learn not to take damn-fool chances with trains? And if the engineers suffer due to close calls, imagine when the worst happens. Any conductor whose train does hit someone probably feels like a murderer. The worst was the woman with a stroller. Putting her own child in mortal peril! Maybe they should label the near-miss memorials "Idiot in Hoodie" or "Asshat with Stroller" or "Bloody Fool" or the like.
Well dammit. Now that typo is fixed my oh-so-witty comment doesn't make any sense whatsoever. The people with chicken friends are nodding along in agreement to it, but the rest of the general public who read it will just be left confused.
As someone who has had friend chickens, I can assure you that one can't make a fortune that way. Fried chicken, however, has made fortunes for lots of people.
His friends could have dropped several sandbags to divert water away from the entrance to the hole a) before he entered it, and b) while he was in there, as the camera quickly panned elsewhere.
The worst was the woman with a stroller. Putting her own child in mortal peril! Maybe they should label the near-miss memorials "Idiot in Hoodie" or "Asshat with Stroller" or "Bloody Fool" or the like.
And if so, did it get pooped out alive again?
And if so, did it eat him again?
And so on. :)