This is Cricket. I painted the Death Star pumpkin you see above. I wanted to thank you for featuring my Labor of Love on your website! I worked on this (artificial) pumpkin for almost 20 hours. It is painted with special paints that are "glowy" under a UV ("Black") light, and when the lights are ALL turned off the windows and highlights on the Superlaser Focus Lens all glow in the dark. I am so happy people like it! I will never undertake a project of this magnitude again, so I'm hoping a True Fan of Star Wars will buy it & give it a loving home for years to come! :)

Horse traffic boot circa 1850. No hitching in the red zone!
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The Taj Mahal was a mausoleum built by an emperor in honor of his late wife, but I believe that Manjhi's road is far more beautiful a tribute.

I have a great story about burritos being heated by a copier fuser.

I also suggested the name Svetlana. I got "No. We are not Russian."

If it moves, protest it. If it keeps moving, ban it. If it stops moving, apply for a grant to revive it.

If it moves, protest it. If it keeps moving, ban it. If it stops moving, apply for a grant to revive it.

Ah, this reminds me to send you a cake to commemorate your being shackled to your desk at the office. My, how time flies!

these are not my words, but I think they hold true.

On September 11, we sat both the worst and the best that humanity has to offer.

Sure puts a new meaning to "septic tank."