Now you've made us think about the smell of an agriculture major in cattle country.

I hate to think of the horrible burns that it would leave on your thighs after it has been sitting out in the sun for a while.

"Santa Claus is just about the most popular fictional character of all time, . . ."
Wait a minute . . . . 'fictional?'
.
*sniff*
Waahhhh!

"If a man sporteth not a mustache which is wider than his face, then he is not fit to be wed." (According to the photo.)

Videos of little John sexy dance fighting, please.

The poll is flawed -EVERY occasion is a good excuse for a snake massage.

But what if you're a "glass is at 50% of capacity" person?

I read this online: "I like being a pessiminst. I'm always either right, or pleasantly surprised."

omg it's chuck e cheese-like... yuck. I'd be much more impressed with one that didn't use loudspeakers, or animatronic computers.

I guess that's what Indiana gets for having its own special time all those years.

My dad literally once sat me down when I woke up in the morning and made me write down about 200 numbers in Roman Numerals, man did I cry back then, saying I didn't know how (I wanted to watch TV and play on the PC really) which I discovered when my dad, a man made of steel, didn't let me do what I wanted to do until I was done, and I found out I knew how to decipher the numerals perfectly, after just sitting down and for once turning on that brain.

It was a very educational day for me about Roman numerals AND about myself.

That'll come in handy.

I always thought it was "mess with the snail, get the slime." Ew.