Geoduck's Comments
Maybe he stole the car and the mattress at the same place..
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Just to nitpick, the Star Trek episode had them visiting a parallel universe, so it wasn't like a collection of unrelated evil twins suddenly turned up on the Enterprise one day.
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An amusing book that takes a similar tack is David Macaulay's _Motel of the Mysteries_.
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Costco's the place to go for impulse shopping..
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Sigh.. "Hiring Stan Freberg to run your marketing campaign! What an idiotic idea!!" Freberg was an advertising genius who won numerous awards. Americans have the historical sense of gnats.
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I had a yellowjacket nest take up residence in a tree by my driveway, and the professional that came to deal with them also used a vacuum cleaner, because he captures the little buggers alive and they get used in antivenom research/production. He wore a protective suit, too, but it was.. well, an actual suit. I obviously didn't watch too closely, but I gathered he just staked out the entrance and sucked them all in as they came and went. Worked like a treat, and I didn't have to spray poison around.
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Just to nitpick, but that wasn't really Lincoln, but an image pulled from Kirk's mind and made flesh.
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Some(?) Native American tribes had the right idea, give the kid a temporary name at birth then when they grow up change it to something that reflects their actual personality or achievements.
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Thirding the comment about the stupidity of trying to run it like a business. It's a SERVICE that improves people's lives. If this country was sane, we'd just run it at a loss and pay off the difference through taxes; making up the shortfall is the same as how many month's occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan?
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I like it, but tiles are such a pain to install correctly and maintain; give me a one-piece shower/tub unit any day.
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Back in the days of snail-mail letters, the author Isaac Asimov once described his method for dealing with particularly anger-inducing letters: dash off a enraged spittle-flecked response, holding nothing back, put the result in an envelope, seal, address and even stamp it, and then tear the whole thing up and write a civilized reply.
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I've always liked No See Um Road, which is near Chelan, WA.
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I agree, the Tin Man should be leaking oil and showing broken bits of cogwheels or somesuch.
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Unsurprisingly, her children ended up being pretty weird. In addition to giving to charities, her son spent vast amounts of money on estates and.. ahem.. female companionship.
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/scubashark.asp