This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.

This reminds me that everyone that believes in reincarnation has a very good chance to be reborn as a beetle...

This can't be safe.

According to the Far Side it was cigarette smoking.

I am just starting playing the Portal games. This is giving me anxiety.

Johnny Walker ,

And one size fits all ?That'll be a stretch

I wonder what it says about me that I have no tattoos, no piercings, don't wear jewellery nor paint my nails.

It's tiny even for a golf cart, those can typically fit 4-5 people, albeit not comfortably, and still have some room for cargo, if not a full flatbed.
And it appears to be a death-trap... you're sitting ON the rear axle, pretty sure you'll roll it once you try on any hills. Without a substantial roll-bar, you'll be crushed underneath.

The best way to play Monopoly is not to play Monopoly...

You should look up Antarctica horses, or World War 2 horses.