tick tock

spooky

i hate onions, but for some reason i trust this man to make me some food

like how they used to advertise cigarettes on tv

haha yes! pumpkin spice!

i believe ya, "good" sourdough bread is kinda overrated

thats amazing

I was just about to say: if they didn't have everyone put those away after 20mins, that would've been a rough flight.

pretty neato

Boxing around that time was just as brutal, people would box for like 30 rounds, and if you knocked someone down, they wouldn't make the other boxer go to the opposite corner. They would literally just wait like a stalking tiger over their opponent till they got up. It was bonkers. And no 3-knockdown rule.

Hopefully if I wait around long enough, someone will make one. And they will offer me a piece.

the world would be a better place without ants, and polar bears

The reception on the internet has not been kind. 

As a person who's been on the internet since 1994, I can tell you, never judge anything on what the Internet has to say. Everything I've ever purchased on Amazon has had scathing reviews, and yet none of the things said were actually true. Yeah, I'm saying most of the people online are insane.

true and real

oi lad that was bloody good those cheeky pigs are belting arent they lad