nice

joe rogan injects stem cells into his knees
so that alone makes me skeptical

wow

woah crazy

Alex is definitely real. As the kids would say "hes the realest"

ah ok

i like watching "seinfeld"

wikipedia says popeyes invented fried chicken

noice

if you work full time at taco bell none of this affects you, like at all
sure girls might not want to date you because you work at taco bell
but other than that it's not so bad

oh ok right

i can't read the word scurvy without picturing pirates

"We live in a time where the world is at the precipice and one wrong move could effectively make the balance of power collapse."

so we're in the same situation as we've always been in since the dawn of the universe, got it

christmas music is MKUltra

a lion with six legs would be weird