woah thats cool

nah this is a terrible idea, have u been around people over the age of 70, well im gonna stop there before i get in trouble

invisible innovation what the heck

neato

id love some ribeye right about now

jesus thats crazy

are u kitten me?

1840 dang

nice

alligator party eh

powerful

dang, sloths issuing warnings out here

neat

hm never heard of this

Super disagree with this theory, at least from my own perspective. I've been working for the last 25 years in various environments and I've never once even considered leaving due to anyone (high-performing or not) leaving. I think there's more factors to consider with something like this. If you're someone whos flakey, or just doesnt need your job, I would imagine you have a higher chance of leaving a job for a trivial reason. I'm like a oak tree, I don't quit jobs.