You are welcome. The best for me was on my phone.

Cannot wait for her to be on Penn and Teller's Fool Us. Nothing would make me laugh harder than having her creep out those two.

OK, 'fess up. How many of these did you already know (or figure out from context)? Me, I only did not know 'troll' or 'matin.' Did stumble on 'courser' because I knew the French version 'coursier' which means a fast messenger.

You are welcome.

Like Kafka, I sleep in two shifts.

So,where are the photos of the Neatostaff party?

... and neither is as accurate as a $5 digital watch.

The artist behind that "Christmas tree" does quite a few "art" things with that shape. This thing lasted for well less than a day when someone punctured it.

The mockingbirds in the park next to my house used to sing the Nokia ringtone.

And what about Richard Chese “Star Wars Cantina?”

The locals will take ride while keeping eyes closed and sunglasses on. Until the drop. That way one can see all this even with the lights off.

While I have never eaten at a Texas Roashouse or a Crackerbarrel, the rest of this article is spot on. The corporate culture is so pervasive that he might have been touring my neighborhood.

This is fertile soil to plow. Eddie might be able to add another ten. My contribution: Layla.

I own one of those fans. They run for about 90 minutes on a full charge. If you want to use one while also using the phone. Wear finger protection.