Perhaps the very definition of neat. Thank-you.

I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I have cooked with onions for the past 50 years and have never produced tears.

Rather than the violence, I am fascinated with the 10 second format. This is from an era of 60 second commercials that were as tedious as PBS Beg-A-Thons.

Sounds to me like the system is working just as it is intended.

I call bullshit. A few people are just looking for their 15 minutes.

I frequent the same places all the time and massively over-tip. I get stunningly excellent service, the best food in the house and quite a bit of free stuff (even from the management).

What is "massively over-tipping?" Tipping 30% on a $20 meal costs an extra two dollars over a 20% tip.

I herewith forbid you from linking to this comment. As well, you are forbidden from mentioning me or this comment or comments about this comment without prior written permission from me.

Furthermore, you are forbidden from describing me or my behavior anywhere or anyplace. All persons are forbidden from reproducing my likeness. In the event that these are rule are circumvented, I have no idea what I will do.

Perhaps one of the most important websites ever created. I am glad it is getting the attention it deserves.

Please allow me to summarize: Being first is bad. (Look up the phrase "bleeding edge.")

It would have been a much more interesting article if it were about tech items that were awesome on release date and got awesomer over time.

I owned a windup one of these 30 years ago. Couldn't glide at all. If the wings were flapping, it did great.

Every tried using soap?

So much potential ...

I have been on both sides of disclosure regulations. It never goes well for the stonewalling providers.

I call bullshit! No one, not even in England, would put up with this.

Thank-you. There is something about semi-drunk girls that is just so charming.