Like watching a Henny Youngman bit. Thanks.

The situation has almost completely reversed. Why would anyone want a laptop computer when a smartphone does more and weighs less?

I think of them as "Up a Ladder" tools. What do you wish you had brought up the ladder with you.

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How hilariously appropriate! Thanks for everything, Alex.

What a great idea! Strong, water-loving dogs with floatation enough for two or three. Comfort and companionship until ultimate rescue. Wonderful!

I have been hearing this argument for so long, I had thought it had died. I, for one, Love the hyper realistic sound of digitally mastered music. On the other hand, I will never tell someone else that my way of enjoying music is better than theirs.

More about the dad than the kid.

I discovered a way to attend the fair for bargain rates: Sign up as a bidder for the Junior Auction. $10 to park. $6 admission for two. $10 to register as a bidder. Includes breakfast, lunch and admission to the fair. The only down side is needing to be there by 8:00 AM.

The Neatoshop needs a T-Shirt that with "This Side is Intentionally Left Blank."

Hiding the past does not erase it.

Genius!

So, what about "Don't Stand So Close Too Mee?"

i would be interested in a study not of what the patient was still capable of doing, but of what was lost. For example, can he still smell? Can he form new memories? What about reaction times and sensitivity to stimuli?

How I long for the days of husbands pacing the waiting room, giving each other support and advice.