Wasn't General Tso a contender for the title of Iron Chef...?

Oh wait, I remember now--he was the Asian equivalent of the Colonel.

Yeah. That's it... ;-)

--TwoDragons

I'm sooooo emailing this to all my buddies.

Once I mop the tea off my monitor, that is... *drip drip*

--TwoDragons

Maybe they should feed him a box of sugar-free cookies. Xylitol has a laxative effect!

--TwoDragons

"Criss gives us an example of why his last name happens to be Angel."

Not quite...his real name is Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos.

He's OK, I guess. But he gives me the strong impression he's trying to out-glamour David Seth Kotkin--er, I mean, David Copperfield... ;-)

--TwoDragons

It's just a terrible shame a sticker like this is needed in the FIRST place. :-(

I just hope it helps...

--TwoDragons

If that was my only swimming option, I'd pack the heck up and move!

--TwoDragons

Up in the sky! It's a BIRD! It's a PLANE! It's a...KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SIDEWALK, JUNIOR!!

--TwoDragons

Har har har. Yep, that last one looked uncannily manufactured... ;-)

--TwoDragons

Yeah, the horse ice cream took the--ahem--cake.

I love green tea ice cream, though. And I'd be willing to try the stout ice cream, something tells me it'd actually be pretty tasty if it's done well.

Some of those flavors remind me of the kooky Iron Chef who had a habit of making ice creams out of almost every ingredient he was given. (I *LOVED* that show...)

--TwoDragons

Meh. I just hang all my shirts anyways... ;-)

--TwoDragons

"You keep a look-out for the cops while I beat up that Jimmy Carter fellow..."

--TwoDragons

That left me in tears...I want to smush my face into his belly fur and tell him that everything will be OK. I don't care that I'm allergic to cats, it'd be worth the asthmatic wheezing and the itching eyes!

--TwoDragons

GACK! Good to know I'm not the only one who can't get past the second level...

It'd be a great, addictive little time-waster if it wasn't for the prohibitive time limit. All the developers need to do is lengthen the timer and they'd probably have thousands of folks wrapped around their fingers. As it is, all they have is a lot of frustrated game fans. Ah well...

Love their web page though. It's set up to look like a kooky drive-in theater! *LMAO!*

--TwoDragons

The midget Greeks soon realize that a Trojan Alligator wasn't a bright idea.

--TwoDragons

After the Alicegate scandal, the Caterpillar retired, sold his home to a migrant family, and moved into a split-level Portobella on the beach...

--TwoDragons