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Awww, I really REALLY needed this... *weak smile*
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
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No trunk space, my son would have to cram into the floorboard, and I'd have to have half my weight surgically removed and my skeleton dramatically altered, just to be a passenger.
Why is the future always so darn UNCOMFORTABLE?!
--TwoDragoons
Why is the future always so darn UNCOMFORTABLE?!
--TwoDragoons
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WHERE CAN I GET THIS?? Is it just limited to kids...? My Mom (and her 4 brain tumors) could sure stand to have something like this to keep her occupied!
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--TwoDragons
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;-P I had to get a little creative when my son got to a certain age...'cause "holy sh*t!" isn't exactly something you want to hear popping out of the mouth of a four-year-old...in church...
So I came up with a few colorful--but socially acceptable--substitutes! *grin!*
--TwoDragons
So I came up with a few colorful--but socially acceptable--substitutes! *grin!*
--TwoDragons
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*ROFL* ohholyjumpingmontezuma...Ali, I have to thank you, for the most hysterically onomotopoeic description of Darth Vader's breathing I've ever seen!
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
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"Daddy, why is the museum playing Barry White songs...?"
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
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"Um, kids, let's just move on to the Stegosaurus exhibit. Now. And will someone please pick Mommy up off the floor...? Don't look up, just keep your eyes down...FRANCIS GET BACK HERE AND STOP GIGGLING!"
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
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...that was meant to be 150+, NOT 10+ feet...ack.
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enchanted_Rock )
--TwoDragons
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enchanted_Rock )
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Woe to the hapless diners if a nasty storm blows through! Or for that matter, what happens if you have to go to the bathroom...? Or drop your fork?
No thanks, folks. If I want a dining experience at 10+ feet in the air, I'd rather hike Enchanted Rock and chow down on a Clif Bar. It's cheaper and the view is MUCH better!
--TwoDragons
No thanks, folks. If I want a dining experience at 10+ feet in the air, I'd rather hike Enchanted Rock and chow down on a Clif Bar. It's cheaper and the view is MUCH better!
--TwoDragons
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I don't know who'd get a bigger kick out of this, my son, my husband, or me! *LOL*
But I'd feel a little self-conscious, being in the tub with this ominous masked duckie floating right at about breast-level.
--TwoDragons
But I'd feel a little self-conscious, being in the tub with this ominous masked duckie floating right at about breast-level.
--TwoDragons
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It looks like one of those knobbly things you get at spa-supply stores, for massaging your back.
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
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Who'd wanna live in something that looks like a giant metal saguaro cactus?!
--TwoDragons
--TwoDragons
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They're absolutely beautiful! And the funny thing is, they both look identical besides their actual coloration.
It still puzzles me, how something as trivial as melanin has caused human beings to hate each other so much.
--TwoDragons
It still puzzles me, how something as trivial as melanin has caused human beings to hate each other so much.
--TwoDragons
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Oh Mr. Goodbar, I can always count on you to bend over and show us your handsomest feature...
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--TwoDragons