Steampunk Star Wars by Eric Poulton.

Hahaha colourful is good...as long as it isn't as colourful as say a Sailor's way of swearing.

The things I've heard from my Navy buddy would shame a hardened convict and cause him to blush!

:P

;-P I had to get a little creative when my son got to a certain age...'cause "holy sh*t!" isn't exactly something you want to hear popping out of the mouth of a four-year-old...in church...

So I came up with a few colorful--but socially acceptable--substitutes! *grin!*

--TwoDragons

Kekekekeke...."ohholyjumpingmontezuma" ^_^

*ROFL* ohholyjumpingmontezuma...Ali, I have to thank you, for the most hysterically onomotopoeic description of Darth Vader's breathing I've ever seen!

--TwoDragons

*Whooooo kooooosh whooooo koooooosh*

Luke....I am....your....father....*creaaaaak* Damn it! Can you please oil that rusty bolt on my shoulder?