A mondegreen is a word for misheard lyrics. The term came about in 1954, when American writer Sylvia Wright reminisced about hearing the song "The Bonnie Earl o' Moray" and getting a line very wrong. It was "They hae slain the Earl o' Moray / And laid him on the green," but Wright was a child and heard it as a double murder because she thought the last line was "and Lady Mondegreen."
It happens all the time. The most famous are Elton John singing "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" and Jimi Hendrix singing "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy." There are a ton of them recalled from personal experience in a post at the GenX subreddit. Some of my favorites are:
Big Ol'Jebediah
we goin’ to Carolina
we gonna tear that line up
Big Old Jed had a light on
Two buckets of parasites, grab a spoon we’ll eat tonight
Two chickens to paralyze, pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight
Two ticks and a pair of lice, back your bags we leave tonight
Bakin Carrot Biscuits
slow moving Walter, fire engine guy
thirty thieves and the Thunderchief
Wasted away in my gorilla suit
We hold on a llama
Even of you don't recognize the original songs, you still have to laugh. There's a lot more eye-opening mondegreens at reddit.
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