I have a slightly different word peeve which mainly stems from my hatred for the sudden popularity for adding the "i" infront of EVERYTHING! It drives me up the wall.
I think that clowns can be fun if not down right creepy because for all their smiles (painted or otherwise) and glee they turn scary at a moments notice. I guess too many horror movies and books (like IT) didn't help. :)
Mmmm. A delightfully juicy conspiracy, indeed! If there were aliens on mars I sure hope they left us a waiting gift when we land and terraform the planet. Maybe a nice martian fruitbasket? ;)
I have to say after reading the whole article I am amazed at the thorough research the author put into it. I wonder if I'll be able to find a copy of this issue's magazine at my shop.
Great find! I feel all relaxed and in tune with my happy zen spot.
Finally, a smart comment.
I do hope you mean PETA. ;)