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... and then he went home alone (hah!)

You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?

Okay, you asked for it! According to Manchester Evening News, the Home Alone child star Macaulay Culkin played his first gig at the Zoo pub in Manchester, England, with his band The Pizza Underground (previously on Neatorama):

Performing in front of a screen displaying pictures of cheese and pepperoni, Culkin and his bandmates turned All Tomorrow's Parties, I'm Waiting for the Man and Take a Walk on the Wild Side into All Pizza Parties, I'm Waiting for Delivery Man, and Take a Bite of the Wild Slice.

Alessandro Lima, who was in the crowd, said: "It was the weirdest thing I've ever watched. It was just bizarre."

But everything wasn't all peachy when someone at the audience threw glasses at Culkin. Shortly afterwards, the former child star stormed off the stage when someone rudely interrupted his kazoo solo (you can't make this stuff up!).

If you're curious, here's a clip of Culkin performing his kazoo solo at another gig in London. I'm mesmerized to see that his kazoo is shaped like a small trombone:

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Can't blame the Jedi master. After all, if you're 800 years old, you're bound to have a few moments of youthful indiscretion! Yoda does look suspiciously like Greta, the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

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The Final Jeopardy clue was "In 1891, this European said, 'Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.'"

Welp, Upright Citizens Brigade Comedy performer Ari Voukydis didn't know the right answer, so he did something even better: he gave the best Final Jeopardy answer ever! Voukydis didn't win the game , but he certainly won America's heart.

Here's the video of moment (fast forward to 18:00)

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In the lawn care industry, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups, the landscaper and the gardeners. This is their truck. With a motto like "Where we lay down the lawn," is it any wonder that Lawn Order: Special Sprinkler Unit is highly sod after?

I wonder if their horn sounds like the "dun dun" from the TV show Law & Order.

Apparently, parody of the TV show is quite popular in the lawn care industry, for obvious reasons I suppose. Here are two more:

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A landscape design company in Nashville, Tennessee

When redditor Robimus asked his Japanese junior high school students to write an essay on what they'd do if shipwrecked on a deserted island, one student submitted this:

We will enjoy swimming, because it's fun to swim.
We will do my homework, because it's fun to do homework.
We will play soccer, because it's fun to play soccer.
We will wait for death, because can't do anything.

Those Asians. Notice that they'd do homework before waiting for death.

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Now that's how you decorate a club! The ghettoblaster boombox front doors of the The Music Room in downtown Atlanta, Georgia, certainly goes to 11!

Note that they've got Good and Evil perfectly balanced:

And like all good club, you've got to turn up the trouble a bit:

And are they only open from 9am to 5pm?

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A Balanced Diet is a Donut in Each Hand! Can't argue with the motto of Maple Donuts of York County, Pennsylvania. Yum!

The fast food business is a dog eat dog eat cookie kind of business. In the spirit of competition, here's a picture of a local Subway ("Mmm Cookies") and KFC ("We have cookies too") trying to duke it out with their signs.

Something interesting happens when you line up the various boxes of Rice Chex, Wheat Chex, and Corn Chex: they all line up! The various characters on the box look like they're taking a handful of the snack food while serving up another bowl to the character in the next box!

Update 6/28/14: Thanks to Neatoramanaut Craig L, we now know that this phenomenon is far more awesome that I originally thought. You can do it with all 7 varieties of Chex, and the first and last one form a loop!

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If you've had too much "ale"in, don't drink and drive. This retro ad from Coors cautioned its patrons, "If you go beyond your limit, please don't drive." Instead, they should do what E.T. did and "Phone Home" instead.

Bald Head Helmet

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I Like BIg Books And I Cannot Lie

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Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her book. Bookstore manager and redditor Ihazahapee channeled Sir Mix-A-Lot (Sir Read-A-Lot) to come up with this beauty.

Sing it with me now:

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE

You other readers can't deny
When a good book walks in with
A good plot base
And a big spine in your face
You get sprung!
Wanna get out your notepads
'Cause you noticed that book
Was dense.
Deep in the book I'm reading,
I'm hooked and I can't stop
Speeding, through Baby
I wanna get that literature,
And Instagram that picture,
My teachers try to train me
But that book you've got
Makes me so brainy!
(Baby got books!)

Igor Mitin, creative director of the brand agency GOOD! created these fun product design of "experimental" motorcycle helmets with custom prints. We love the bald head motorcycle helmet above, but are impressed with the rest of the collection, which won the 2011 Red Dot Design Award:

(Excuse me, sir, but you have a butt on your head!)

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I am disappointed that this Patrick Star custom-painted rim isn't actually on the SpongeBob SquareCar. I wonder if it screams "Leedle leedle leedle lee" when the car goes.

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But does it come with organic sheet metal screws? This sign by Vinje & Son custom sheet metal fabricator in Portland, Oregon, claims that they sell organic gluten-free sheet metal. Technically, aren't all sheet metal gluten-free?