Caption Monkey 66: SpongeBob SquareCar

By Alex in Auto & Transportation, Caption Monkey on Dec 1, 2009 at 7:48 am

(Yes, it does have a license plate, but I blocked it off)

Who drives a square car on the highway?
SpongeBob SquareCar!
Boxy and yellow and Scion is he.
SponbeBob Square Car!
If drivin’ nonsense be something’ ye wish …

My wife snapped this pic of SpongeBob SquareCar while I was driving a few weeks ago. She just reminded me of how this would be perfect for today’s Caption Monkey feature, courtesy of Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Best caption wins a Monkey drawing by our talented pal Adam. Place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you may enter as many funny ones as you’d like.

Good luck and be sure to visit Adam’s blog for your daily Laugh-Out-Loud Cats.

SpongeBobians, here’s the Neatorama article for you: 10 Neat Facts About SpongeBob SquarePants

Update 12/02/09 – That was a tough one, but a lot of great entries, guys! Adam has picked the winner so congratulations to Tim C who won with this caption: His bumper sticker says “My other car is a Patrick Starship”

Tags: Scion, SpongeBob SquarePants, yellow

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

Foreigner1
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am
Nevermind my badass chopper- With this car … Yeah I’m the Toughest!
Scotchdrnkr
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:30 am
Bikini Bottom Shuttle Bus.
dartef
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:30 am
Man, there has got to be a limit to these porn remakes.
sirdooder
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:45 am
Who lives in a pineapple off Exit 129?
Weaving in out of traffic and making great time
If highway embarassment be something you need
Than jump on the on-ramp at ludicrous speed
SpongeBob SquareCar, SpongeBob SquareCar,
SpongeBob, SquareCaaaaar!
Dan B
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:51 am
I think, on this one, the car itself says enough. Great photo!
Tim C
Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:09 am
I’m yellowy, I’m yellowy, I’m yellowy!
Foreigner1
Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:40 am
Yes I admit it was forced on me!!!
Michelle
Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:53 am
The DMV came out and he smiled at me. Said it’s gonna be a good one just wait and see!

It’s the Best car ever!
It’s the Best car ever!
Meep
Dec 1st, 2009 at 11:15 am
If your name is Patrick Star, this is just one of many impulse buys you should resist.
Tim C
Dec 1st, 2009 at 11:25 am
His bumper sticker says “My other car is a Patrick Starship”
Foreigner1
Dec 1st, 2009 at 11:50 am
The speedcops didn’t believe their own instruments when this car came by and let him go…
Him
Dec 1st, 2009 at 11:59 am
Spongebob Road Rage: *various sea sounds come from the car*
pwscott
Dec 1st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
My other car is also driven by a Dork.
pwscott
Dec 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Rear powered star drive available. ;p
Dani
Dec 1st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
THIS WEEK ON COPS:

After attempting to pay a toll booth attendant with sand dollars, this jaundiced jalopy leads police on a slow-speed chase for the better part of rush hour. When he was finally coaxed from the car, the sad sap driver claimed he was late for a date with the Swiffer Mop.

Love may stink, pal, but crime REEKS.
Tim C
Dec 1st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Behind his back, Jack’s wife referred to his “Spongebob Square Car” as “The Short Bus”.
Foreigner1
Dec 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm
The wife refuses to get in the car whenever we have to go to public places and get out of the car there…..
Jason V
Dec 1st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
With his awesome Altezza Tail lights and sweet spoiler, little racer Timmy FINALLY was getting the attention he DESERVED. Boy can that kid turn heads with his sweet ride…
heather
Dec 1st, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Aaand now the song is stuck in my head. Thanks.
Marty
Dec 1st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
My other car is a sphere.

BTW, I drive a Scion too.
Kyle Mortensen
Dec 1st, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Maybe the creator is getting to into it?
Jenn the Hen
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Spongebob Squarecar’s greatest fear is that people will finally realize that it is actually only rectangular
Maxxx
Dec 1st, 2009 at 8:44 pm
… the Spongebob Square Car was taken off the market shortly after this photo after the owner went through a carwash and found just how absorbent and porous it was.
mingmayo
Dec 1st, 2009 at 9:06 pm
fits nicely into a pineapple garage.
MariV
Dec 1st, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Spongebob Square Car: they are boxy, but good!
MariV
Dec 1st, 2009 at 9:48 pm
The Brand New SpongeBob Square Car! Immediately available in Pineapple Yellow, Patrick Pink, and Cheeky Sand! Or you can contact us for custom colors: Rusty Red, Tentacle Grey, and Plankton! Own yours today!
Andy S
Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Who lives in a pineapple in his mom’s basement?
Gurumaguaffi
Dec 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 am
Spongebob is the lamest autobot ever
Tim C
Dec 2nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
The SpongeBob SquareCar, available in your favorite color, as long as it is yellow.
Spidey-Man
Dec 2nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
The new Pope-mobile wasn’t exactly what Benedict expected.

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