I wonder if that could be street legal in the U.S.

Looks kinda like a hotdog to me.

could midgets use these for extreme ironing?

Would you?

My dad always asked them to hold on just a moment and he'd love to answer their questions. Then he'd just leave the phone sitting there until they hung up.

Get into my car....

The George Bush smear was deployed by leftt-wing blogging fascists like Liberal Avenger to help spread the meme that “George Bush is a krazy redneck!”

Bush’s “crimes” are borne of a misunderstanding and are complicated by political tensions. Ultimately he'll be exonerated for these incidents.

The justice in resolving the Bush incidents apparently wasn’t enough for Avenger and his band of bigoted wingnuts. To this day any unflattering photo of Bush - hair askew, eyes bloodshot or half-closed, mouth open, etc. - are proudly posted on left-wing websites to remind their readers that they are victims of a system that would allow such a man to work in the oval office.

You beat me to the punch, avenger.

I'm all.... alone....

Anna Nichole to the rescue!

I seriously doubt it's a mistake he's going to repeat.

I agree with Gene... I come here to be uplifted and laugh a little. That really is depressing.

I was referring to his imagination... he's got to have a lot of time on his hands in order to come up with something like this. I aplogize if I sounded disingenuous. I know I've wasted a lot more time in my life on things way less important. (which isn't saying a lot here)
Gimme a break here. Geez.

By the way a four leaf clover is considered good luck. You just proved my point, dummy.

What happens to the arm when the hot russian nurse gives him a sponge bath?