I know him, he's an Aussie!
The Australian parliament actually made an official (posthumous) apology to him for the way he was treated when he got back to Australia. I'd never heard of him until a couple of years ago - and we're a country that usually idolizes it's sporting heroes.

That used to be my favorite time of year, even better than holidays! I loved the Scholastic Book Fair.

OK... we need to talk about Toilet Seat Covers. What exactly are they as mentioned in this article?
Because to me, they're these usually garish, crochet things that our grandmothers had on their toilet seat (and often on the cistern tank cover as well). And I really hope that nobody is suggesting that we just put the lid down and drag our junk over grannys crochet.

I read somewhere that it's best to write with alcohol and edit with coffee - apparently because you're more creative with the alcohol and more precise with the coffee.

Complex martial arts moves? I think I'd like to be a librarian in Spain. In Australia we only did stuff with books, magazines and computers. Complex martial arts moves would have been seriously frowned upon. Except for when someone came in asking for a book with a blue cover.

I think he put Neutral Good (Cheese Fries) and Neutral Evil (Steak Fries) around the wrong way, but other than that I can agree with the rest of the choices.

I used to work in an educational library and we'd often get people looking for "a really thick blue book". It always turned out to be nursing students looking for the DSMIII so we'd look super efficient when we'd just wander over to the shelf and say "here it is"!

Maybe some of that wall building money could be diverted into a fence or two?

There's actually an Australian song about a guy getting bit on the bum by redback spider on the toilet seat

That actually sounds quite fun... I wonder if they'd want to do a crazy cat & bird lady version?

I wonder if he could charge the unit owners rent for having their mailboxes on his property?

I think they may be confusing dominance with looking like that angry guy that walks around town yelling at the pigeons.

Meh! I'm a night owl and I'm about 80% convinced that all these articles trying to convince us to get up early are just written by people who want us to be as miserable as they are while doing their 5am meditation followed by journaling and yoga.

I didn't realise they sounded so cute! He is adorable