Fredda,
Yeah, that's called deviant for a reason.

This is the depiction of H.P. Lovecraft's lesser Elder Deity, "Omnomikus".

"And those who meditate upon the name of this Old One without the offering of cookies shall be subject to strange aeons of infinite... om...nom...ery".

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable" in large, please.

Yeah, actually, in order to slow your heart down and control your brain, you exhale as slowly as possible. Take a deep breath in through your nose, and breathe out as slowly as yo possibly can through your mouth. This ain't rocket science.

I do think it's pretty interesting, but what a strange thing to do if you feel bad about all the people without warmth.

"Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible"?

Anyone who complains about this being cheating or poor sportsmanship needs their head examined. In a sport, you do whatever you have to within the limitations of the rules to win. Period. When I was on the defensive line in football, about once a game I'd look down and say, "OH MAN! FIVE BUCKS!" And when the guy looked down and the play started, I would dart past him and get a sack. If he's too darned dumb to continue focusing on the task at hand, then he deserves it.

It's a Black Bear. Traditionally, they are not as aggressive and don't want anything to do with humans. They are, however, very curious. "The bear climbed over the mountain, to see what he could see." Generally, if you make yourself known to them, they will react just like that. A grizzly, on the other hand, would be like "OH BOY! TOY FOOD!"

You won't have to worry about it, dah'ling... You'll be out of a job when they decide this is a cheaper faster way of doing it.

This is craptastic wrapped in "art" label.

Too bad it's illegal to man-trap your home. I'm betting no on Temporary Genius' story.

Everyone is missing the big zinger here. "In Soviet Russia, ECONOMY SMOKES YOU!"

Scooter, that is exactly what came to mind when I saw this puppy. Yeesh.

Genebunny, you shouldn't even attempt to reply to vonskippy. He's a bitter, angry, hopeless troll who craps on everything that neatorama posts. He really needs to get a life.

And besides, blah. Hexachords kick ass.

Hey guess what. I do wish harm upon this human piece of refuse. The tolerance of abusers is what keeps them going. Anyone who does something so ugly to another life is deserving of whatever horror is dished their way.