Gave one to a friend who had a breast reduction that said on the outside: From-Your old boobs. Inside it said: "Thanks for the mammaries". Got a lot of laughs out of that.
1984-George Orwell. Not sure how many times I've read it but I feel like I take away a little more each time. North Korea sounds so similar. It's also the main reason I don't do Facebook. That's mankind's own created version of Big Brother to me.
OMG my friend has a cat that is identical. I literally laughed out loud when I read "pure bred snarf snarf" and I am all alone. I can't wait to share this with him.
Sorry, I lost a little respect in Captain Morgan when I realized he's ripping off the Beastie Boys Brass Monkey. (Put your left leg down, and your right leg up. Tilt your head back lets finish the cup.)