That is a very tough question for me to answer. Mostly I just want to know it's going to happen at least a few minutes or seconds beforehand. I have this strange fear of dying and not knowing it happened and being stuck somewhere like a ghost.

Great job, but I don't see where any actual cake might be hiding.

I never remember hearing the alarm, turning it off or turning the light on. It's like I'm just suddenly awake and getting ready on auto pilot.

I actually knew someone once who has the name Chris P. Bacon. Cruel or funny parents there depending on how you look at it.

Megatron for president.

Awww, for a sec I thought this was a neatoshop tee. I was about to check the price and order one!

Awww! The fox and the hound like that disney movie!

I guess you could say he was very lucky and very unlucky at the same time.

No matter who says it or how they say it I always giggle because I immediately think of the Swedish Chef. "Worcestershire, der de der."

Very clever license plate on the Delorean.