The Greatest Captains in Pop Culture

(Dorkly/Jake Young)

For the optimal captaincy experience, add Captain Morgan to your Cap'N Crunch. Your ship won't go anywhere, but you'll have quite a trip.

As for Captain Boomerang . . . I've never been impressed or intimidated by him. He always talks a bigger game than he can dish out.

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Oh we sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty.
We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty.
Let's hear three cheers and one cheer more for the well-bred captain of the Pinafore!
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Sorry, I lost a little respect in Captain Morgan when I realized he's ripping off the Beastie Boys Brass Monkey. (Put your left leg down, and your right leg up. Tilt your head back lets finish the cup.)
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