When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's never about the Bat Mobile. @Aspersioncast
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The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries. @TequilaTears
~Original Illustration by: Mike Burns~
Weird “Alâ€anis Morissette: “You Oughta Noshâ€Â @sadmonsters
Funky Winkerbean was originally created so band teachers would have something to tape to their office windows. @dankmccoy
Women complaining about childbirth: I'll bet you never had a roommate in college who listened to nothing but live Dave Matthews concerts. @THEmikewhite
~Illustrated by: @cartoonartist~
I will join the first religion that declares Friday night "pizza night."Â @michaelianblack~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
Humans are merely a tool cats use to appear online. @Hamptonyount
Save your sick days and pain pills for when you're healthy enough to enjoy them. - @funnyordie
If I could have dinner with any person, living or dead, it would be with someone who could choose where to eat for me. @TotallyAllen
BREAKING: Panicked Geraldo Rivera Shoots Slightly Tan Mark Zuckerberg - @ApocalypseHow
Autocorrect keeps changing my mom's texts from :) to "you're a barren disappointment". - @DJROTARYRACHEL
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